Nick

Nick "The Assassin"

Hey kids

About Me

I guarantee you'll learn something new from this random assortment of Nick facts.... My full name is Nicholas Stephen Foltman and I'm native american (despite the fact I'm less then 25%, but its just something I say to impress the ladies..not really). I consider lying to be a talent of mine. I'm not going to lie..I'm obnoxiusly competitive, I hate when I loose, I get jealous really easily, and find a lot of things/people annoying. But I DO consider myself pretty easygoing, friendly, easy to talk to, nice, funny on occasions, and understanding. I play drums (not to well, but enough for people to be like...hey that kid is alll right) I was born in Cook County, on April 21, 1987. I was also born 2 months premature, and was not expected to live very long. I also was born with a head that was way longer then normal (I guess I grew into it or something) I was adopted when I was really really young, but It doesnt bother me at all, I just consider my parents, my natural parents. My favorite color is green (at least right now it is). I don't think theres anything wrong with admitting a male is attractive. My favorite cereal is Lucky Charms. I like to spend my spare time talking to crazy kids, watching tv, listening to music, not getting things done that I should (I'm a mad procrastinator). I can't run really fast, lift heavy things, or jump really high, but I do what I can. I love Italian food. Spiders and other insects of the sort scare the crap out of me. I have a Golden Retriever named Jake. I like to play Basketball, and frisbee (even though I'm not very good at either...but I do what I can). My favorite place to go is probably our lake house in Wisconsin...its a pretty cool place. I have an older sister named Missy, who I'm really close with. I admitt that I like a lot of weird songs like things by Michelle Branch, Jimmy Buffet, Usher. My Dads a pretty cool cat, and kind of resembles Harrison Ford. I HATE hearing people eat. I've never had the chicken pocks. I drive faster then I should. I have wondered about my death on many occasions. I've gotten several ticket, and been in a minor car accident. I used to collect star wars action figures.I used to play a lot of sports when I was younger, but then realized I was pretty shitty at all of them..so I quit. When I was little I asked my parents what an erection was. My first concert was Jimmy Buffet with my parents when I was 10. The first album I ever owned was Meat Loaf..bat out of hell. I was in the hospital 6 times before I was five, I've had two concussions, my arm pulled out of its socket twice, my chin split open, and a rather bloody incident with a metal dog cage. I'm a good swimmer. It's hard for me to go shopping because I'm extremely indecisive. I enjoy playing Madden. Everyone should own a Beatles album. Jesus is a pretty cool guy. I love anything that has to do with history. I believe that aliens exist, but I've never seen one. I don't mind goofiness, I'm not a big partier, I perfect/fun night to me could just be hanging out watchng a movie and talking, I like to think surprises make life exciting, I think there are some answers only found in sadness, I excel in the field of mediocrity, I have a great sense of humor, I am sarcastic, and dont care, I get irritated easily, sometimes I talk too much, I have a tendency to quit things that I start, I have no idea what I want to do with my life, I don't care about much, I have low confidence, my self esteem is questionable, I do have potential...I think, I have hopes, I am great for what I am, an honest person who doesn't mind being less than the others, I have many leather-bound books
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick Foltman
Birthday: April 21st 1987
Birthplace: Cook County Hospital
Current Location: Milwaukee....Marquette....my room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 feet...I think
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left....even though I do everything right handed, besides write
Your Heritage: Well my main "claim to fame" is my Native Americanness....other then that I have no idea (I was adopted, in case you were wondering)
The Shoes You Wore Today: What shoes? No, fuck shoes
Your Weakness: I guess a lot of things
Your Fears: Spiders....fuck those eight legged demons, umm other insects with man legs, failure, rejection, embarrassment
Your Perfect Pizza: just cheese baby....pepperoni if I'm in the mood
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make my father happy, and to try to make people happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol...which I am guilty of
Thoughts First Waking Up: .......god damnit
Your Best Physical Feature: I've heard that I have 'nice' eyes, and an uncanny resemblance to Elvis....But if it were up to be I wouldn't say anything, I'm just a pretty average, plain guy
Your Bedtime: whenever I feel the need
Your Most Missed Memory: as lame as it may sound, I really miss band in highschool and all of those cool cats I used to associate with
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, and for all of you that say that they "taste the same" You are an ignorant piece of shit and should burn in hell for all of eternity
MacDonalds or Burger King: I suppose I'm more of a McDonalds guy, although I would like to add that it is all about Quiznos
Single or Group Dates: both have their perks
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...although I'm always up for a nice cup of hot green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: A mix is pretty good
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: eh...every so often. Cigars and Hookah from time to time
Do you Swear: yes, pretty frequently
Do you Sing: When I'm alone, or if I feel the need to make an ass out of myself
Do you Shower Daily: I make a very strong effor to, and usually succeed
Have you Been in Love: yeah I would say so
Do you want to go to College: yes, in fact it is my current location
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: not at all
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not particularly
Are you a Health Freak: I wish....but theres just so much sugary and fatty goodness that I can't reject
Do you get along with your Parents: About 90% of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes I do, but once those mo fos star gettin severe and shit, I get my ass outta there
Do you play an Instrument: yes drums...since like 5th grade. However, I wish I could play more frequently then I currently do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm not sure, I'm going to go with no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck you! and Fuck your Sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: I dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: yeah by my next door nieghbor when I was little.....she also gave me a concussion
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Happy, and assured that my time on this planet was not a waste
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Umm well I'm studying Business, so obviously something like that. But more specifically I'd like to deal with people
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece would be really cool
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: I'd prefer a happy medium
Height: my hieght or shorter...mainly becasue it would just be awkward if she was over six feet
Weight: Probably somewhere in between 100-400
Best Clothing Style: Whatever works for them, I'm cool with pretty much everything
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: A lot...even though they've been rendered useless due to my Ipod
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Even though I'd like to use the old cliché line "I have no regrets" I definitely can't because there are many things that have happened throughout the course of my life that I wish I could do over again
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My Interests

Music, Sarcasm, Bintys, Being lazy, Jchillin, being a badass, mocking people, Drumming, Frisbee, Basketball (as horrible as I may be), Chicago sports, Hanging out with awesome people, quality conversations, Balling people out of their shoes, strokin J's, and Assassinating

I'd like to meet:

Harrison Ford because I think he’s awesome, JFK, Rex Grossman , Nostradomous, Da Vinci, and an authentic Native American

Music:

(In no particular order) Incubus, The Beatles, Keane, Damien Rice, Miles Davis, Taking Back Sunday, Jaco Pastorius, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Random Rap songs, Straylight Run, Led Zepplin, Brand new, Buddy Rich, 311, Angels and Airwaves, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Green Day, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Wynton Marsalis, Ray Charles, Spitalfield, James Brown, Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Rage Against the Machine, Fall Out Boy, Straylight Run, Steely Dan, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, The Used, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, ELO, John Coltrane, Michael Jackson, Weather Report, Beastie Boys, The Blues Brothers, Radiohead, Blink 182, The Four Seasons, Third Eye Blind, Cannonball Adderley, Coldplay, Cake, Dave Matthews Band, Jimmy Buffett, Oldies

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, American History X, Cold Mountain, Catch me if you can, Forrest Gump, The Patriot, Gladiator, Memento, Collateral, Crash, Troy, Road to Perdition, Pulp Fiction, Spider man, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Old School, The Mummy, Singin in the Rain, any Charlie Chaplin film, Jurassic Park, A Beautiful mind, Aladdin, Ghostbusters, The Matrix, Kill Bill, Terminator, Wedding Crashers, Walk the Line, Batman Begins, Casino Royale,

Television:

The Wonder Years, LOST, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cash Cab, Law and Order: SVU, random things on the Discovery and History Channels (as nerdy as that may sound), pretty much anything having to do with the following teams- THE BEARS, THE BULLS, and THE WHITE SOX, also anything else that catches my eye

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Slaughterhouse-Five, Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, Galapagos, The Great Gatsby, Illustrated Man, Ishmael, Paradise Lost, Hamlet, Blankets

Heroes:

My mom, and dad...and some of these kids..(actually I'm just looking for somewhere to put these pictures and HEROES has the least about of writing in it...enjoy the randomness)Me....as a babyMy DogMe and some fag at Wisconsinahh...LFF...the goold ole' daysAnother cool one from WisconsinFrisbee....just out of reachA shot of MarquetteWhos that guy?A pic of me at christmas with some cousinsDaaa BearsSome dudes and I at A-Decs grad partySome Fun at the Apple storeRockin out in Josh's roomChillin..reading..pimpin.Some other dudes and I being....crazy?I know what your thinking..and the answer is "yes...I DO sleep like a badass"ahh the infamous manpileA Shot of Marquette HallLadies and Gentlemen...we are the LoversComic book?YES we're coolmore randomness to come....