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Things I think that are funny.....1. The Gieco commercials w/ the caveman (thats my dude). 2. The King (Burger King) 3. Someone getting speared 4. Jamie Foxx's I Might Need Security 5. Flavor Flav as a sex symbol (and somewhat nausiating) 6. Coming to America (still) 7. Chris leaving his fridge on the 2nd Fl landing because it couldn't fit up the steps to his apartment on the 3rd floor....now we call it the duplex. haha. 8. Russell Peter's Outsourced 9. Getting ripped at Yankee Stadium w/ P, J Pecora and 60 Cent and yelling quotes from the movie "Major League" for the entire game. 10. Family Guy (of course) 11. Romance from I Love NY, Man up fag. 12. Best of Will Farrell's SNL DVD vol 1&2.....ics 13. Any Dave Chappelle Stand Up 14. Nu's pimp game @ 40/40. Muscles was maaaaaad. OMG. 15. Ryan's impression of Dlo Brown...or anyone for that matter. 16. My friend's list of excuses she uses for standing me up when I'm in DC. (Couldn't find a parking spot...damn) 17. How great Morgan looks now that we've graduated. (They probably still have one of my a refund checks) 18. How serious me, Ab, and Chris were about working the grill when we worked at Checkers in 95. We really thought we could cook. haha. 19. How Chappelle Show ruined R. Kelly. Now when we have to pee, we say we have to take an R. lol. drip drip drip -pee on you. tss on you. tss on you. 20. My man Gil saying that I played center in the midget basketball league. FU you Al B. Sure looking mfer. lol. 21. The joke Gil and I had about the Gay Terrorist....boooom. 22. Charlie Murphy 23. That damn D*ck in a Box Song.....put your junk in that box!! 24. And of course.....the Juggernaut Bitch. Yes its still funny. 25. OK haha Chelle, Me getting hit by a huge wave on VA Beach during a wedding reception was mad funny. What's funnier than that was the guys face when I returned that tux. I had a sandcastle in almost every pocket. 26. How much New York's mom hates Chance and that she has no pull at all. Every week she says send him home and without fail he gets a chain, just give up lady (that looks like a man). 27. How every time Chance talks they have to bleep him out. Its like he's got Turrets Syndrome for thugs. 28. The crazy latino dude on the platform at Penn Station the other day wearing a plastic safari hat and a Flavor Flav clock cursing at people getting on and off the train. 29. The skinny crazy Jamaican lady that got on the train with purple biker shorts and a perm that looked like it came from standing too close to an explosion, that told me to "Fi suck it" when I stood up at my stop. 30. Why I think being homeless and crazy is only restricted to blacks, whites, and latinos, but mainly blacks. I never see any crazy Asain people in the train station. The lady dressed in traditional chinese female war clothes doesn't count, she's only handing out menus. 31. Why some bum was begging for money on 2nd Ave while listening to his dirty little Ipod. OK am I officially the last person on earth without one of these damn things??? Where is he even charging it? 32. The crazy black dude doing the James Brown on the Path Station platform in front of the train then realizing that that was his train as pulled off and running after it. Why are these people up so early? 33. Me having a conversation with this dude at a happy hour and him letting an SBD out without even flinching or showing any remorse. The smell of old broccli danced under my nose for like 5 minutes I swear. 34. Why I have such an urge to video tape myself starting a fight with the guy in the chicken costume passing out coupons in front of Ranch 1 on 3rd Ave....too much Family Guy I guess. 35. Me buying a bluetooth earpiece strictly for the convenience of walking around talking to myself w/o fear of people thinking that I talk to myself.....oh, like no one else does that. 36. Me ripping Deon for like 20 minutes saying that he wears onesies tucked into his tims. 37. Chris showing me and Ab how he "works the wall" at partys back in 94. It looked like the "walk it out", the whop, and the centipede being done at the exact same time. 38. How when I finally got an Ipod I see this dude on the train with a discman, and I look at him like "Poor bastard" 39. How hard I have to convince the chicks at my job that my mother does not pack my lunch. Damn I did live by myself for 4 years. I think I got this. 40. Why several of my friends are trying to talk me into trying out for the next season of I Love NY. I would go just to punch Chance in the face. But NY is a sloppy kisser, I dont want her slobbin up my mustache. And I'll go up top if she says anything about mom dukes. I dont play that shit. 41. This new tee shirt I bought online. I cant wait for first cookout of the season...its coming out fo sho.