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The Legendary Tommy Lynch

I'm not cocky, I'm Confident.

About Me

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt 1919

My Interests

Swimming is a very fun past time of mine when the water is not cold. I like running, and doing physical things. Ultimate frisbee is a blast. I am a self dubbed scrabble king. Believe it or not, school is interesting to me as well. College is completely different from high school, and its such a nice feeling to be there.Tra-La-La

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I'd like to meet:

Every guy would like to meet the girl who makes him smile every morning, and makes him feel like his day was full when he goes to bed at night: the girl that makes him feel as if anything can happen when they are together. She would be naturally attractive, and remarkably georgeous without trying. Her smell, her touch, her everything would be enchanting in such a way that he would never want to leave her. It is just such a hard task for a guy to find such a woman in this world. I am just happy that I have already found mine.

Music:

Pink Floyd, Angels and Airwaves, DaRude, Styx, Guns N'Roses, Blink 182, kelly, Queen, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Snoop Dogg, Dr.Dre......I can find an artist from every music genre that I like to listen to, I'm pretty adaptable.

Movies:

Fight Club, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill V1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Saw, American History X, Forest Gump, Clueless, Saving Private Ryan, Apollo 13, Team America,Shawshank Redemption, Legally Blonde, Boondock Saints, American Beauty, Godfathers, Scarface, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Television:

There is really nothing on TV that I enjoy watching. Yet I watch it for at least 2 hours a day.

Books:

I'm one of those people who actually enjoy reading. What do you call those? Oh yeah, nerds.

Heroes:

The one who says "I Am"

My Blog

Things which anger me

This is a list of things that anger, annoy ,or frustrate me, in no particular order.MustardPolitical partiesPeople who do not support troops but try to claim they are good americansPeople who support ...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

SEX!!!!

What if I told you that there was an activity which you could take part in that would give you great benefits? What if I told you that through this activity you could; Maintain an Ideal Body Weight, L...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:02:00 PST

this is a speech I made up for public speaking class

There have been numerous incidents throughout history where culture has failed man and savagery has prevailed. There was a case study in Australia about a young girl who was raised by a mob of Macropu...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

NEOSPORIN!!!

Neosporin claims to kill 99% of all kinds of germs that can cause infection. But that means that there is still 1% of those crazy nasty germs that neosporin could not kill. Ya gotta wonder, what if, b...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

The Domination Of Fat Matt

This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy was bought by none other than fat matt. Fat matt dearly loved his orphaned piggy, he loved it like a child. The two were inseparable. Bliss they...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:19:00 PST

Christmas Elf vs. Agent XX

Secret Kyle tipped his hat to the lady as he walked by. She then stopped him and said â¬S The roses wilt on a summerâ¬"s day.⬝ â¬SIt is nice to meet you Red Squirrel.⬝ said Agent XX. â¬S Do you ha...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:17:00 PST

The Amazing Pizza Man

    I am the amazing pizza man. Bow down to me! demanded the Amazing Pizza Man  NEVER! cried the village people. With that The Amazing Pizza Man bent over and partially devoured the...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:08:00 PST

Story which doesnâ¬"t make sense

    There once was a man named Bob who had the power to come back to life, but he was very clumsy and not very bright. So he died many times a day. This is his one of his days. Bob woke...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:13:00 PST

Mr. Sock puppet

    One day Mr. Sock puppet decided to take a stroll down to the park. But he did not have any legs, so he had to inch like an inch worm. While he was inching he noticed that his thread...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:12:00 PST

The Incredible Shrinking Device that Does Stuff

    Ralph was walking down the street one day when he bumped into his pet ferret, Fritz. But Fritz was as small as a mouse, he was usually cat size. Ralph was extremely puzzled. Fritz?...
Posted by The Legendary Tommy Lynch on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:09:00 PST