Matt

Matt Hulten has been attending various colleges in Connecticut steadily since he graduated high school in 1998. He has yet to earn a degree. (UPDATE: He actually did earn a degree finally. Although to be fair, he has yet to receive his diploma, so God only knows if he actually finished or not. Frankly, it could go either way. SECOND UPDATE: He finally did receive his diploma. Although, it took the staff about 20 mintues to locate. And his named is spelled incorrectly on it. And it's from UConn, not Eastern. On second thought, perhaps Matt just took someone else's diploma. That seems more likely than him actually graduating)When asked for his age, Matt Hulten can no longer check the 18-24 years-old box on course evaluation forms. He now has to check the much less hip 25-31 box and not a day goes by it doesnt upset him.Once Matt Hulten had a real job. It didnt last for very long,Matt Hulten enjoys writing in the third person.Hulten is an aspiring comedy writer and prays to God every night before he goes to bed (or passes out) that youll laugh at his articles. If you do, he might bake you a delicious cake. If you dont, he might rob your house. The choice is yours.Please read Matt Hulten's stuff and if you like it, please give him the attention and compliments he so desperately craves. If you do send him a note, he promises to learn to read so he can appreciate your kind words.