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About Me



EVENING

Im Christine... "Nae stalking"...(that means u rosemary. awryt big man how we doin? )

Im now an orphan. Its quite shit.

I originate from the armpit of Scotland... C Yoooonittt!!! Cumbernauld/carbronx for the win!

I party a bit too hard. It hurts. But im going through a nervous breakdown...Im a total epic tragedy. Its fucking cool!!!!!

Im doing the off one day...watch this space and dont get too attached.

My friends are better than yours.

Talk about cliche!

But really. I love you all almost as much as i love myself :D

I see uni as more of a social event sadly for my future...when they eventually kick me off law (damnit) , its a choice between nutrition/amercian studies/gardening

I love SAAS (not SAAZ)...the things they pay for...you wouldn't believe it if I told you :)

My Interests


ly, i enjoy various activities.

I'd like to meet:

"The underwriting team" (ooOOOOOh bayBEE :P )Freeweblayouts.net , check out these

Music:

Just cuz she dances go-go It dont make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna ? ? ? ? to meeeexico Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no Bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity Twenty grand, know its a sin, but before me you show Me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but chris rock Said, theres no sex in the champaigne room Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling Down, type of tears that money couldnt buy

Movies:


are also good.

Television:


is cool.

Books:

are shite.(lets face it)

Heroes:

john (bless his soul)
Martonne
The FAT hotel Man
Miss Veech
Nyrab
"Emztine"
Eve/Ego/Aspen (a delightful amalgamated creation)
The one who "smokes the green" :) (a former colleague of mine
The psychic cathouse guy