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Julianna

People Say I Look Like The President...In Drag...

About Me

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NOTE TO MYSPACE MEN LOOKING TO GET LAID: PERHAPS YOU THINK I MIGHT WANT TO DATE/SLEEP WITH/MARRY YOU...I DON'T!!! I GET BORED EASILY AND I AM LOOKING TO MEET NEW FRIENDS FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION, AND MAYBE TO HAVE DRINKS WITH...THAT'S ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now, about me...I am a gay guy trapped in the body of a woman! LOL!! I am a TOTAL FAG HAG! I LOVE gay guys, because they are funny ("Oooh girl, I'm about to cut a bitch!!") I LOVE YOU Jerry, but I am still scared to order from that Round Table!!! Gay guys are a BLAST to go shopping/dancing with, they know how to dress, they don't try to get in my pants, they don't play head games like chicks do (they aren't passive aggressive, they say it like it is...they won't hesitate to tell you if your ass looks fat in those jeans!) THIS IS THE TYPE OF GAY GUY I AM...WHAT TYPE ARE YOU???Take the quiz:

Your the partier type! You go out a lot, drink a lot and you're the life of the party every time. You can get any boy you want but you usually don't remember his name the next day.

UMMM...WHAT ELSE...LET'S SEE...I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis in 1998, but looking back, started having weird symptoms at age 15. For those of you who are not familiar with Multiple Sclerosis, it is a chronic degenerative autoimmune disorder where the body's immune system recognizes the central nervous system (brain and spinal cord) as foreign invaders and attacks them. Thankfully, the kind of M.S. I have is very mild. Basically, I fall down sometimes and see flashing lights (but they are SOOO pretty!) It really isn't too bad having M.S., as I know more than a few people who would pay BIG $$ to experience what I experience on a daily basis :)I am a travel nut. As you are reading this, I have fairly recently returned from a month long stay in both Thailand and Hong Kong.My goal in life is to enjoy it and not take the random Bulls**t too seriously. You never know what will happen in life...so "Carpe Diem"!!!.. Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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My Interests

I have an intense interest in Medicine. Particularly the fields of Neurology, Oncology and Psychiatry. I spend a lot of time volunteering for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, and N.A.M.I

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

Music:

Most all music except country music. Country music has been said to herald the return of the Antichrist........

Movies:

Sci-Fi, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Action, Comedy. Not too much into romances or dramas.

Television:

Anything Comedy Central, CSI, House. Don't watch that much TV really...If it is funny, or has blood and guts, I'm into it!

Books:

My favorite authors are: Chuck Palahniuk, Robin Cook, Dean Koontz, John Grisham, Amy Tan, Alexander McCall Smith, Barbara Kingsolver, Janet Evanovich, etc. Too many really, to list!

Heroes:

My mother is my hero. She has stage IV breast cancer with metastases to the spine, ribs, lungs, and adrenal glands. It has been over a year and a half since her diagnoses, and she's still going strong! KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG, MOM!!"Don't Let The B*stards Get You Down!" Old Irish Proverb~~~~~~
My other hero is my stepson, Tim Jr. He is a wonderful kid that has been through some really rough times, but he is a strong little dude, and he's gonna MAKE IT! Dad & I 3 you!!

My Blog

Aaaaahhhhh.....

The myspace crack addicts are drawn to me like moths to a flame. I feel like I'm in an overcrowded middle school cafeteria that smells like kid snot and thrice-worn sweaty underwear after re...
Posted by Julianna on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

Fairy Tale For Women Only!

This Is The Fairy Tale That Should Be Read To ALL Little Girls   Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent and self-assured princess happened upon a frog while sitting in a ve...
Posted by Julianna on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Angel Mother

Have you ever felt her standing near?She feels as soft as a baby deerA scented breeze you'll barely smellA soft warm air you know so wellYou feel her hands brush past your faceYou feel her love...her ...
Posted by Julianna on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

Oh My God.........

I just saw the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!  It's "Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny!  It is totally hilarious!  RENT IT NOW!!!  ...
Posted by Julianna on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

Silly MySpace Quizzes

  ..> ..> You Are An ENTJ The ExecutiveYou are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowled...
Posted by Julianna on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

My Travels!

So...Wow!  I'm a travelling fool!  An Alaskan cruise in June of 2007!  Just found out the cruise is a Christmas gift for Tim and me from his parents!  How exciting and generous!&nb...
Posted by Julianna on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

All About Me...

  TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Julianna Kathleen Birthday: February 11th Birthplace: Texas Current Location: Northern California Eye Color: Grey/Blue Hair Color: Blonde......
Posted by Julianna on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Really Good Advice For Dog Owners

My puppy Emmet got attacked by bees yesterday.  Poor guy....His face was swollen up like a watermelon.  Should this ever happen to your dog, give them 25 mg. of Benadryl if they are between&...
Posted by Julianna on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

I'm Home & Almost Functional! :)

Well, I am home from my trip to Asia.  I had forgotten about the whole jetlag thing...Wow...It's been almost a week since I've been home and I almost feel normal again!  Not quite yet though...
Posted by Julianna on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:00:00 PST

Funny Sh*t My Man Says...Tim'isms...If You Will!!!

 1.  I don't wanna do that...It's not FUN to do that...  2.  Tear it up honey...Whatever you say...  3.  Ya know what?  Tequila is REALLY SHINY...Look!!...It looks l...
Posted by Julianna on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST