Frankies. It's a frankfurter inside pastry with a reservoir of cheese sauce on one side and tomato on the other. It's much better than you, boy. I appreciate proper grammar and like cracked black pepper, but not Brian Pepper. I don't know how to talk to my neighbours. I was once asked to be a plus-size model, although I'm a size 8-10 (that's 6-8 in the US, punk). My favourite book is Titus Groan. One of my least favourite books is Titus Alone. I was born 45 years too late. I enjoy making a big meal, predominantly ice cream and chocolate, whilst watching the Biggest Loser - because I'm better than them. I have more freckles than common-sense. I'm quite partial to red shoes.
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The Who, Sex Pistols, The Stones, The Beatles, The Pretty Things, The Presidents Of The United States of America, The Clash, You Am I, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, David Johansen, Jerry Nolan, The Animals, Bob Dylan, Radio Birdman, Darren Hanlon, The Datsuns, The Pictures, Tim Rogers & The Temperance Union, T'n'T, Jerry Lee Lewis, John Cooper Clarke, The Punisherz, Sarah Blasko, Franz Ferdinand, The Darkness, The Arctic Monkeys, Antony And The Johnsons, Clare Bowditch, The Exploders, The Drones, The Vasco Era, Beasts of Bourbon, The Grates, Iggy And The Stooges, Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, Kings Of Leon, The Strokes, The Flaming Lips, Hendrix, Motorhead, The Jam, The Living End, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, The Polyphonic Spree, Blues Explosion, Boss Hog, Pussy Galore, Heavy Trash, Van She, Van Morrison, Them, Led Zeppelin, Sufjan Stevens, Muddy Waters, Ray Charles, Art Brut, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dirty Pretty Things, Cut Copy, Cody Chestnut
A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Lolita, Me Without You, Raja Hindustani, Devdas, Tommy, The Wall, Princess Mononoke, Birdman of Alkatraz, Citizen Kane, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wizard of Oz, Alice In Wonderland, Trainspotting, School of Rock, A Night At The Roxbury, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Evil Twin, Sin City, Kung Fu Hussle, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Nude Bomb, Easy Rider, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, my very own claymation masterpiece, Harold & Gracie and Their Consequentialist Brew Ha Ha
Black Books, Bob the Builder, The Mighty Boosh, The Young Ones, Doctor Who, The Chaser (and CNNNN etc), the Magic Bullet infomercial, The IT Crowd, A Bit Of Fry And Laurie, Monty Python, My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Rage, Family Guy, Iron Chef
Mervyn Peake; Roald Dahl, C.S Lewis; Thomas More; Vladimir Nabakov; Alain de Botton; Eric Burdon's autobiography; Tom Wolfe; Hunter S. Thompson; Huxley; Ethel Turner; Lewis Carroll; Dr. Suess; Bukowski; Whoever wrote the "Spot" series; the author of "Saggy Baggy Elephant".
The author of "Saggy Baggy Elephant".