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About Me

.[ [ amber ] ].
.[ [ lynn ] ].

Well, Im 21 years old and Im a very out going person and trust me... you will hear what I think. I am not afraid to tell anyone anything that I feel they need to hear. Im freehearted and dont care what anyone thinks of me. Nothing right now is more important to me then getting "my shit" together and being with my family. I have the 2 best friends and the greatest husband anyone could ever ask for in the world. I have 4 cats and I love them just as much as anything else.

My Interests

• + •
•bellydancing•
•art•
•music•
•drawing•
•bagels•
•tv•
•crackers•
•animals•
•water•
•dr. pepper•
•lotion•
•popcicles•
•fire•
•candy•
•the smell of fresh coffee•
•Charmed•
•the colors brown/green/black/gray•
•love•
•cheese•
•movies•
•mirrors•
•CSI: Las Vegas•
•geeky computer stuff•
•kisses•
•drawing•
•people who act like who they really are•
l•aughter•
•sleeping•
•friends•
•watermelon flavor•
•dancing•
•the smell of catnip•
•writing•
•fluffy pillows•
•thunderstorms•
•people who arent ashamed of who they are•
•Mythbusters•
•promises that are kept•
•truths•
•hugs•
•happiness.•

• - •
•techno•
•fish•
•pepsi•
•drugs•
•cheaters•
•rain•
•people who are ashamed of themselves•
•liars•
•dark chocolate•
•almonds•
•girly colors•
•thieves•
•crying•
•grape flavor•
•tummy aches•
•people who take to many pictures of themselves•
•"B" movies•
•myspace whores•
•porn•
•backstabbers•
•red roses•
•stinky candles•
•people who ask for more then they give•
•stinky feet•
•soy•
•preps•
•loneliness•
•mini skirts with the spandex capris under them•
•alcoholics•
•poop•
•fishing•
•girls who wear to much makeup/girls who dont wear enough•
•spiders•
•watching soap opras•
•dirty rooms•
•laundry•
•taking pills•

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isnt stuck up or full of themselves. I hate liars, cheaters, and thieves... I dont deal with bullshit, I dont deal with people talking shit about other people (when they are suppose to be friends) I will fucking snitch on you... Thats bullshit, if you got something to say about them... then tell them... dont come bitching and moaning to me... especially if they are my friend too... Im not in High school, I dont care... I got out right around 3 years ago, and I dont need high school bullshit drama surrounding me. I can't stand people who dont like who they are or that are afraid to show themselves for who they really are. I can read people pretty quick by the way they talk/type/look and I do judge... everyone. So if you say something to me... be prepared to get back the truth... even if you dont wanna hear it or if you dont like it... I wont sugar coat anything for anyone.

*oh and if youre a guy - dont fucking write me asking for sex, dirty pics, or anything else of that nature... It ain't happenin and I will report you.*

My Blog

Perfection...

What exactly is perfection? Well I think I know now. Perfection is: - Calling each other at the same time... when you dont mean to. - Being able to stare into their eyes... and see only truth. - Knowi...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

Husband and wife... ex

Dear HusbandI'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell....
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Rubber

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and Only the wife and t...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

A true poker player

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any ...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

Funny

Why I fired my secretary... Last week was my birthday and I didnt feel very well. Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs ForBreakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say,"Happy Birthday!", A...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:37:00 PST

Wax

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! &...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

HAHA

----------------------------------------------- Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

First grade teacher

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. Theteacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in thethird-grade a...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

I miss...

I WANT TO GO BACK TO THIS TIME!!----.I...Remember.....Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours of ho...
Posted by Amber Lynn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST