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my name is evalinda but everyone calls me evie or eves...i'm from a little city i like to call "the 'dido." i graduated from OGHS & i was at CSU Fullerton for a year but i've decided it wasn't as great as the BIG SD so i'm moving back and am currently at grossmont college, playing soccer and going to school, but i plan on transfering to SDSU in a year...
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...to my big sister alicia...i love you so much... seriously i don't know what i'd do without you! you're my role model...even though that sounds gay, you really are...you're just the greatest person ever!!
my family is so much better than yours! mi familia comes before anything and everything!! hurt them and i'll break you!
the cousins
my other family...love them just as much!!
i love, love, love him!!
hmm...let's see, i've played soccer pretty much my whole life...yeah i love soccer and like all other sports...the dallas cowboys are my team!! thanksgiving is the best holiday, great food, time with the family, and watching the cowboys...what gets better than that?...i absolutely love the beach and anything that has to do with it, yeah i love it all...except nasty seaweed!! i'll never forget all the freaking great times in F-TOWN...wow so many memories!! haha...EEEEWWWW i totallly HATE drama and everyone who causes it!! if you know me then you what i'm talking about...i love brownies and apple crisp, ricecrispies (only made by lanette the great), oh fruit!! watermelon is my fave!! i love going fast...driving fast, rollercoasters, eating fast hahaha yeah...but i must admit, some things are better slow...walking, kissing and yeah...the butt of burritos are the greatest thing ever invented...i love sunsets...long showers are the best...nice teeth are a must...intelligence is key...gotta be honest cuz in the end that's all that matters...i hate cats (MAD allergies)...love dogs and fish...humor is HUGE...ALWAYS be kind...never kiss and tell...bologna is gross...so is filippi's pizza...the only good pizza is a cold one...t-mec is stupid...big sticks are the best...crushed ice and water is ALWAYS good...bathing suits must always be cute...so must pjs...big sunglasses are fun...so are short skirts...lying is probably the one thing that i'll forgive but NEVER forget...onions are gross...never break a heart...soft skin is great...guys that wear flip flops are hot...being sick in the summer's the worst...throwing up is horrible...i'd rather be cold than hot...turquoise is my favorite color...don't have a middle name...flirting is fun...stupid girls are not...salads are good (espically ones made by liz with sweet & sour french dressing)...steaks are okay i pretty much only eat the steaks prepared by my awesome dad and awesome boyfriend cuz his are good too...but i'm not a vegetarian...i hate english...i like math...i absolutely despise feet, any and all feet, they freak me out, but my i love my david's...i'm could be the biggest bitch you've ever known...but that's up to you...don't screw me over cuz you'll regret it...running through the spinklers at 1:30 in the morning is freaking great (good times with one of the best roomies ever...senor mauro)!! i like to think i'm hard but i'm really not, i'm very sensitive...i'm strong...i like guys that are taller than me...not like that's hard (5'1 1/4" isn't that tall) but guys have to be like way taller than me (6'1" at least)...love all kinds of music...(country, rap, rock, r&b, punk, reggae, jazz, classical, etc...)...cowboys are sexy...surfers are hot...♥BUT MY BABY IS PERFECT♥...fake people are stupid...copying is the biggest form of a compliment, so yeah thanks...okay well, can't think of anything else right now...so yeah...
GUYS...DON'T LIE!!!
*screen name: oneenonlyev
I edited my profile with Lanette's Awesome Skills !

My Interests

I love my family, my sister, Alicia, mi amor, david robert berry, my Goddaughter, Amaya Leigh and my best friend, Lanette Francine!

For My Evie...

Hey everyone!! It's Lanette ((Do I even have to tell you who i am?)) This is for my very BEST FRIEND Miss. Evalinda Consuela Cortez...She's the greatest friend EVER in the whole world. She's so hilarious I can just be sitting somewhere and start laughing by myself about pretty much ALL of the things we have done!!

Well, since i'm in her "Interests" section i'll let you in on what she likes to do...she loves her family!! They are definitely number one!! When her and her sister are together they are crazy...not like "party girl" crazy but just you know...CRRAYZY!! I would not want to be caught walking down a dark alley with those two...hehe they make me laugh like no other!!

Evie also LOVES soccer, she's one tough beast!! And if you've played against her, she has probably hurt you!! But when her asthma kicks in, i've gotta sub for her.

Well, what else is there to say about Evie? Her middle name isn't really Consuela, she doesn't even have one. She likes to eat...but she only drinks water...when you see her on the streets she probably has a bottle with her. But normally you wouldn't see her on the streets because she wouldn't walk somewhere that she can drive...

Also because the only person she would walk around is with me...this poor girl never even had canned food until me... "Spaghettios" uh uh!!

Well, I could probably sit here for about 4,685,987,002 days and keep writing about this wonderful lady but...i'm tired!! So BE NICE TO HER OR I'LL KILL YOU!!Love always, Lanette

*Me and Jim*

*Me and my two favorite Savages*

*Me and Stephanie*

*ATL*

I'd like to meet:

i've already met probably the nicest guy EVER...yes mr. david berry...i already have a best friend, and i already know the best people in the world (mi familia) so i guess God...oh and this cool guy...

Music:

false image , everything, from country to rap..yeah, just everything...

Movies:

pretty much all the animated disney films ever made...i'm a HUGE disney freak!! napoleon dynamite, the goonies, dumb and dumber, the sandlot, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, madagasgar (i'm so the king lemur...i don't care what you say wences...I AM!!) , the neverending story, the wood, mean girls, pirates of the caribbean, man on fire, two can play that game, father of the bride, rules of engagement, double jepordy, enemy of the state, anchorman, super troopers, goodfellas, the godfather, scarface...and like all the mob/mafia movies (those are awesome!)...TRANSFORMERS!! a lot more...but that's it for now

Television:

grey's anatomy, friends, viva la bam, jackass, will and grace, that 70s show, everybody loves raymond, family guy, laguna beach, fresh prince, saved by the bell...

Books:

no matter how loud i shout, the da vinci code, angels and demons, in her shoes, like water for chocolate, he's just not that into you, divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood, the color purple, blood brothers, east of eden, blue skin of the sea...

Heroes:

alicia and the rest of the fam

My Blog

FINALLY...

i just finished all my finals and i'm soooo HAPPY!! i did really well this semester too so that just adds to it!! that's all i just wanted to share my excitement with you all!!   oh and YAY for...
Posted by Cortez on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:30:00 PST

family

so the past two days have been a little more than interesting...Mother's Day was a joke, and yesterday was just depressing, until Alicia made one phone call. crazy how things change in an instant, i m...
Posted by Cortez on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

so tomorrow's valentine's day and for the first time EVER someone has actually asked me to be their valentine!! i'm not gonna lie...i'm pretty effing stoked...this guy is not just a someone...he'...
Posted by Cortez on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

new view...

so i go to grossmont college, i'm playing soccer, i have a new friend and i couldn't be happier...i didn't realize how much i missed soccer until i started playing again...but i love it!! and my new f...
Posted by Cortez on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

made me think...

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from hear...
Posted by Cortez on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

fun...

i so totally love that school is going to start up again cuz with the new school year comes new friends, a new home, and new memories...i mean i'm gonna miss all of you in fullerton...but i'm gonna lo...
Posted by Cortez on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST

life

these past couple of days have been really tough...i've never lost someone close to me until recently...i didn't know how to deal with it...or even if i dealt with it the right way or am dealing with ...
Posted by Cortez on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:33:00 PST

=D

i'm really happy right now...like not just at this moment...but with my life...i can't freaking wait for the future...i used to be afraid of tomorrow and how my life is going to turn out...but now i'm...
Posted by Cortez on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 08:18:00 PST

and i'm done!!

i'm freaking done with this semester!! hell yeah!!! haha no homework till jan. 30, 2006!! oh that sounds soooo nice!! ...
Posted by Cortez on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:40:00 PST

19 years...

so today is my 19th birthday....wow...time really does fly...as i think about the past 19 years....i must admit i am pretty pleased! haha i mean there are some things that i'm no too proud of but hey ...
Posted by Cortez on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:16:00 PST