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lauren

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About Me


Myspace Layouts if ya wanna know,read the blog --- [email protected] Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops__ _ Your Weakness: Cookie Dough___ Your Fears: Heights___ Your Perfect Pizza: .....You know I luv the meat, baby___ Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it West of Tennessee___ Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HAHAHA___ Thoughts First Waking Up: "Don't anybody touch me for like..and hour"___ Your Best Physical Feature: Don't Know you tell me___ Your Bedtime: Anytime after two___ Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember___ Pepsi or Coke: NOPE Diet Mtn Dew, Baby___ McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King___ Single or Group Dates: Doesn't matter___ Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton___ Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate___ Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino___ Do you Smoke: No___ Do you Swear: Hell no___ Do you Sing: When no one is around___ Do you Shower Daily: Yes___ Have you Been in Love: Nope___ Do you want to go to College: aww...not again___ Do you want to get Married: aww...not again___ Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when moving ___ Are you a Health Freak: Try to be...but you know it's that damn cookie dough again ___ Do you get along with your Parents: Yes___ Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes___ Do you play an Instrument: Yes___ In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Why Yes___ In the past month have you Smoked: No___ In the past month have you been on Drugs: No___ In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes___ In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No___ In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No___ In the past month have you been on Stage: No___ In the past month have you been Dumped: No___ In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No___ In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No___ Ever been Drunk: Why hell yeah___ Ever been called a Tease: Yes___ Ever been Beaten up: Nope___ Ever Shoplifted: No___ How do you want to Die: In my sleep___ What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up___ What country would you most like to Visit: Italy___ In a Boy/Girl.. Favorite Eye Color: Blue___ Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter___ Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter___ Height: Taller than me___ Weight: Doesn't matter___ Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter___ Number of Drugs I have taken: ssshhhhh___ Number of CDs I own: 75___ Number of Piercings: Three___ Number of Tattoos: None___ Number of things in my Past I Regret: A couple___..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh

My Blog

So true. .

Excerpts from the Dog's Daily Diary... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am - A walk in t...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 10:55:00 GMT

Funny Sex Jokes. . hahaha

Q.What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q.What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel.Q.What i...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Just a current mood. .

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Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:34:00 GMT

10 things I need to say. .

Who is the first girl you'd go to if you were prego?Who is the first girl you'd go to if you were prego?BrenditDo you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?nope.Are you thinking ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:14:00 GMT

This is great . . .

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Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:11:00 GMT

Just a random funny moment. .

Alright, so yesterday, my girls and I are going down the road.  I am chit chatting with my oldest, not paying attention to what cd is playing.  It is a cd with "It wasn’t me"  by ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:39:00 GMT

just a thought. . .

 
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:15:00 GMT

Double Standards

Okay, time for a bitch session involving the other sex. Where do some get off giving themselves "extra credit" for shit they should be doing anyway? Trust me. If you deserve a pat on the fuckin back, ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:51:00 GMT

semi-annual re appearing act . .

Okay, so its time for my semi-annual blog again. . yeah gotten slack on the blog thing. . .Anyway, even though the last couple months have been crazy, maybe they will start to calm down some.  Pl...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:31:00 GMT

Damnit, Damnit, Damnit.

Well, as if the speedin ticket wasn't enough. . i have  now lost my friekin keys.   Yep, you guessed it. . its gotta be towed to the ford place, and have a new one made and have the cod...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:52:00 GMT