DAVE BES

headstone humor

these were found on real headstones in a thurmont, maryland, cemetary:here lies an atheistall dressed up and no where to go in london, england:here lies ann mannwho lived an old maidbut died an old ma...
Posted by DAVE BES on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST

what is wrong with U.S.

number of u.s. states where bestiality is legal: 20 amount that oakland residents can now be fined if there dog has not been implanted with an ID microchip: $100
Posted by DAVE BES on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:23:00 PST

ridiculous

age that the pentagon in july proposed to set as the maximum for all new military recruits: 42 fun fact kernels of candy corn manufactured each year for holloween: 9,000,000,000
Posted by DAVE BES on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:49:00 PST

usless info about retarded america

total u.s. spending on poppy eradication and other anti-drug efforts in afghanistan last year: $780,000,000 amount it would of cost to purchase the country's entire 2004 poppy crop: $600,000,000 ...
Posted by DAVE BES on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:47:00 PST

it's hard to be a saint in the city

i had skin like leather and the diamond hard look of a cobrai was born blue and weathered but i burst just like a supernovai could walk like brando right into the sun then dance just like a casanovawi...
Posted by DAVE BES on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:29:00 PST

drunk?

i am sick and tired of the day to day bullshit. i am sick and tired of humans in general. i know it sounds bad, but its true. i feel guilty of it myself. i don't know why i feel it, maybe its bec...
Posted by DAVE BES on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:18:00 PST

accidents

i really wish people would pay more attention on the road. some girl thought it would be fun to turn into me today. don't really know why i am writing this. i guess because i am pissed. i think s...
Posted by DAVE BES on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:23:00 PST

baby jenna

this afternoon my little sister gave birth to a baby girl, six pounds twelve ounces. she is the most beautiful thing ever. time for celebration. pictures will be up soon, i still shoot with film.
Posted by DAVE BES on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:30:00 PST