I hate my job |
This will make you appreciate your job, no matter how bad it may get you down every now and then.
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pha...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:10:00 PST |
Happy New Year |
Another year has come and gone. It was very eventful for me personally. It had it's many ups and downs as every year does. So now it's time for a new year. What will it bring? What will I be talking a...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:37:00 PST |
Cant send a women to Home Depot |
CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOTCharlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so hesent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautifulBathroom faucet while she was ...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:41:00 PST |
The most functional english word |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ..THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English lan...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST |
Getting it off my chest!! |
When my husband died just over three years ago it was a big surprise to me that his family decided that me and my children did not deserve to have them in our lives..They decided that becau...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:34:00 PST |
Dont Mess with Old Ladies |
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd ...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:42:00 PST |
Nrver lie to your MOTHER!! |
This came to me from my good friend Rick Kudos to you RICK!!!
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Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:44:00 PST |
Liquor Warning |
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning la...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST |
I’ve Learned...... |
written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.I've learned....
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Three old ladies |
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Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly
were sitting on a park
bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher
approached from across&nb...
Posted by ~~~Functional Dysfunction~~~ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:51:00 PST |
