Barbarella

I would wear a quinceanera dress every day if they would not institutionalize me for it..I am really good at making and a** of myself, but I am just beginning to roll through it with grace. I'm kinda like Bridget Jones goes camping.I was voted most likely to fall into a latrine in Mali by 20 near strangers... I think that sums me up.I buy acrylic paint and never open it. One day, I'm gonna be so ready to paint something that inanimate objects will quake in fear. God help us all. I love art but am not an artist.Existentialism makes sense to me... that must mean I don't really understand it yet, because no one else seems to think it's a good idea... Kinda goes along with the way my guts knot up inside over my white girl's burden at being denied a quinceanera. Hard to be me.Always wanted to sky dive, but I think age and fear increase exponentially, and I may have missed my shot.If the media is liberally biased, I'm a Popsicle.Check on how I'm doing- http://emilymn.areaguides.net/weather.html