Feminism vs. Digging Your Own Car Out Of A Snowbank |
I can open my own door, thank you very much. I don't mind splitting the check. I'm not a penis-hating man-basher or anything, and I have a deep appreciation for chivalry. They're nice to have aroun...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:41:00 GMT |
For the life of me... |
...I'll never know just what to do in this situation. JJ is screaming, even though he's had tylenol mixed with Benedryl (when in doubt, knock em' out) and a nice warm bottle. He'n not wet ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:46:00 GMT |
A piano possessed |
No, this is not M. Night Shama-whatever's new movie. There is no twist upcoming. The kid got this book with songs in it and a little piano attached to the bottom (all parents know what I'm...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:15:00 GMT |
A good friend |
Just found out today that a friend of mine, this guy I used to work with named Jason Curtis, passed away recently. Young guy, about my age. He had health problems, including asthma and a n...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:19:00 GMT |
Baby Borrowers |
There's this show that my friend Paula told me about. It sounded like one of those shows that I might watch if there was absolutely nothing else on. Tonight was one of those nights.
So th...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:53:00 GMT |
2+1-1=now |
1 man.
1 woman.
10 years of friendship.
4 years of dating.
2 break ups (and reconcilliations).
2 relocations.
1 beautiful baby boy.
10 months later.
1 conversation.
2 separate apartments.
The s...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
Never Have I Ever |
Recently, I enjoyed a conversation with a guy that I work with over Chinese take out. He does team-building exercises, and travels to chapters of his fraternity across the state to work with his...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
You NEVER talk about a no-hitter |
This is the rule. After the 7th inning, you leave the pitcher alone. Watch any no-hitter or perfect game replay. For the first 6 innings they're joking, slapping, and having a good t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
So it’s Earth Day |
I stopped at Biggs to load up on some chips and salsa and VitaminWater. On the way out, as I'm carrying 4 enviro-unfriendly bags, a girl hands me a cloth bag and a blue spruce sapling while...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:43:00 GMT |
Hey brother, can you spare $18,000? |
The cost of a no-frills 2008 Ford Explorer. What the average Amercian will pay in rent over 2 years. An associates degree from almost any US community college.
The amount that my insurance...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:01:00 GMT |
