teh alexis ☺ [(thief)(sfmm)(aika)]

idk my bff aika?
I was born, then I had myself
I have a son, his name is Samuel Shaq A Angel
[he is a warm fuzzie, not a cold prick...ly]
my godson, Zackaria Shaq A Wentz
[awe :(]
I suffer from s.b.d and p.o.p.d
I'm the world's fastest pisser
I don't poop, like certain scums
if your ugly I'm going to eat you, like turkeys
my cat has a wife,
he abuses her
and his son, Musasa!
I do not moan for super fans, so don't ask you sicko
I like to yell things, esp. get off of her I say!
[insert southern accent and man ladyness]
I have the powers of a spanish man,
and the mind of one too.
so yes, I listen for perverted things
and my good vampire friend tells me what everyone's thinking
I also like to shove vampires after history class, to get even of course
don't mess
or I'll spork you!
famous people have been sporked, like Pete Wentz
who's currently in my closet suffering from tylenol withdrawal
Criss Angel, my idol and the father of samuel, likes to stand
naked and will take your clothes if you don't.
He bends over in prison, he likes the breeze
I am purple like Barney, without the molestation
I am chipper like Kamrin, without the masterbation
my friend is Greg
he is a period
[. ---Greg]
Bill, Kamrin and I will not date your son!
I have crotch person named Anthony,
and along with Kamrin's Ian, we are aika
yes I read things :p
Carrottop is my mortal enemy
he cuts off Criss's finger
becuase he tampers with things
Savannah is my mortal enemy, just like Carrottop
[they should hook up]
[ew :(]
one day Savannah and I will race around the world in 80 days,
because I hate her.
we're getting free rides from mr. nipp fings
don't take french, fat mustached women do
who thinks I should bring my lunch to school
she hates evidence that proves she's wrong
so she eats dvds
related to the topic of global warming
Al Gore is next...
on her eating list that is
[watch out Al Gore]
don't eat gummy bears you'll get a feck/kankle/nace mix,
like mr. stump
he also wears vaginas
Joe Trohman wants to be like him,
so he's not allowed in the house.
don't talk hailey R! the hippo
she's a show-off
I detest wife beaters
along with Savannah.
I like my men tiny, like Pete Wentz
I'm going to walk around with falt slippers,
so Savannah and Pete can feel tall.
aim,
alexisonfire713
the tootsies