My name is Jayde.
I love my friends more than my family.
I am obsessed with the colour green.
I love playing poker.
I HATE liers, fakes and wanna-be's.
I have a second family.Their name is The Dawsons.
"Barry Dawson invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
I work at Hoggies.
I love my all of my Hoggies mates, they make my job enjoyable.
I plan on moving to London in January next year on a working visa.
Parkworlding is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
I love taking photos, with anything.
I originally wanted to do a uni course in photography, but I couldn't afford the $10,000+ fees.
I like sourcrout.
My previously mentioned friends, are fucken' ace.
Natalie, is my best and closest friend.
Sonsie's next. He's a bit rad.
"I lovd yoou. I lovdee wwou as sa fdiedn."
Kates my oldest friend, and we're stuck with each other for a long time to come.
Deep down I'm a sign theif.
I have two tattoos, and I'm already addicted.
I've already stolen 17 signs from my tafe.
There are more just waiting to be stolen.
I adore meeting new people.
I'm a social butterfly.
Which makes me fantastic at my job.
My fave kind of movies are Horror.
My favourite kind of novels are Horror.
I get Sms-itis from texting so much.
I can mingle with almost anyone.
I'm an extrovert.
My heritage is German.
I like pirates.
My pirate collection is slowly growing in size.
even though I adore pirates, I don't scream and act like a tard about them.
My music is what keeps me sane sometimes.
My music tastes vary widely but I stay true to my favourite bands.
I like things because I want to, not because someone else does.
I do speak approx. 15 words of German.
I like TAFE, no matter how hard things get.
I only have 3 months left of TAFE, in which I have to study Legal Studies.
I don't like people that constantly complain.
Nor do I like people that constantly brag.
I am always getting blood noses.
I am always getting the hiccups.
My hiccups are NOT adorable, contrary to popular belief.
I've been told I yawn like a freak.
I'll admit, I do have a strange yawn.
I love to sing out loud no matter where I am.
My mum makes the best Jelly Shots.
I love Damien, my brother.
I love Vanessa, my brothers girlfriend.
I love Alexander Kurt Taulien, my beautiful new baby nephew (from said brother and girlfriend).
I love dancing.
At clubs, train stations, shopping centers, softball, walking to the bus stop ect.
I hate even numbers.
I like boys and girls.
I am me, and that's all I can be.
This, ladies and gents, is me getting tattooed.
