selling my body to science |
as you may or may not know, i have had a life long fascination with medical testing. finally i will be able to take this interest to another level. i have been selected to participate in a sleep study...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:49:00 GMT |
play acting anarchists and mommy's little skinheads |
what follows could be one of my biggest bitches about adult life. this bitch that i have concerns the amateur drinkers that litter the bars night after night. the walking display of wasted skin that c...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:17:00 GMT |
bottoms up, spirits down |
so its now to cold to function. last night i was trying to pee in the woods and i 'slipped' and fell in some snow in the pre-piss position. parts of my anatomy that should never feel this kind of fros...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:54:00 GMT |
up your ass with broken glass |
to the crazy late night 7-11 hot dog lady,your yellow mustard covered hands left a stain on my shirt. i'll overlook the fact that you forcefully pressed your body against mine at the check out counter...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 17:47:00 GMT |
i think i broke my shin |
has anyone ever noticed the "walk here" signs posted in front of crosswalks? the walking man has gained weight. ive noticed that older signs feature a more svelt looking black walking man. new signs d...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:49:00 GMT |
