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Bennifer

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator If you decide to travel
on the back of an animal with hearts for feet,
its better not to look where you're going.
Top quotes:
"i'll forever have the mental image of you running upstairs naked with nothing but a microwave covering yourself shouting 'i've dropped my thing' "
"It appears to be some kind of vegetable or animal fat covering... everything!"
"they're fuckin terrible niggaz!"
"rum, rum, red rackums treasure here we come!"
"penny in the jar penny in the jar"
"Stop puking, you're putting me off my joint!"
"Lets GTA his ass!"
"you can be the uk's new gay idol"
"alaphant"
"dibs!"
"hurry up and get over here and make me bark like a sea lion!"
"i want to lay beside you in a bath of warm glue"
"he is a ninja and a very dangerous man!"
"let me show you some of my famous jagwar skills!"
"I know you think its hilarious to steal garden ornaments, but you're supposed to be a friend."

My Blog

bored, so i did a quiz

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?god, flu sucks, and i dont want to have to go to this lecture2. When's the next time you will have sex?who knows. its no...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:51:00 GMT

piecing together last night (no memory at all)

what i remember: beginning drinking at my kitchen at 3pm, with initially daryll and jamie. at this point between me and daryll we have1xbig bottle of disarrono1xsomething else nasty1x litre vodka1x li...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:05:00 GMT

my uni room rules, pics within.

thought id put up a few pics of my uni room. i love it. macbook 2.0, 20" formac lcd screen, pimpass speakers and stuffs!the awesomeness of my shelves - stacked with some great stuff, notably the remot...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:18:00 GMT

Foxes must have some great sex

Christ. Its 3am. All I can hear is the sound of foxes having sex outside. That 'raa' noise, going on and on. Its all ive been able to hear for hours.Sometimes I wish I was a fox.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:00:00 GMT

what a comedy moment

How funny.
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:30:00 GMT

my 2006

1)Where did you begin 2006?Wyki's house. I woke up in the massive dog's bed, covered in dog hair, then got up, saw Steve puke everywhere, took the pa speakers and computer home with, then went to... w...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 00:10:00 GMT

I dreamed of David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff was in a dream I had the other night. I think I must have watched too much Knight Rider.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:04:00 GMT

Gangsters in Paradise

The movie release of the year 2005 is coming soon. Gangsters in Paradise, starring Rob Cooper and Stuart Pringle is destined to be one of the more interesting amateur budget movies of the year. Scri...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 05:53:00 GMT

Power Rangers

I can't believe im researching Power Rangers and Thunderbirds for my photography project right now. Its really weird how they've changed over the years. Power rangers used to be so cool back in t...
Posted by on Wed, 18 May 2005 12:58:00 GMT