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pearl

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About Me

I like to ride around on my bike and look at stuff. I can't dance but I do anyway. same with singing. I wish I had a piano. I used to have a really nice one. it was all I wanted to bring when I moved to Chicago, but my girlfriend said no, it weighs 800 lbs. I spend so much time getting dirty that when I shower people tell me I look nice. I'm really happy most of the time, when I'm not it sucks. I'm smoking a joint right now. or not. I generally love people, which is hard to do when they're being assholes. alot of my friends are artists, so I get excited like a little kid when I'm around people who aren't and I usually get slapped. the most interesting TV is commercials. I don't partlicularly like cold weather, except when it's extreme--when it's so fucking windy and freezing that it's ridiculous, you end up laughing and shouting at it, "You fucking wind! Go ahead, Blow!! that's awesome!!" and shake your fists at it. One of my nicknames was "Flying Fists of Fury", that was my "ninja" alias. My "spy" alias was "Asian Alien Reporter". Now that I've told you that, I'll have to kill you. sorry. I'm totally kidding about that, I have a hard time killing a bug (except mosquitos--little fuckers) and I'm retired. I would like people to believe that I mean what I say when I'm saying something good about them, because I do. I hope you're having a great day. I'm sure that you are--even when things suck, they're good.
Visit my website for more of my work and information: Pearl's Page
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jesus, the loch ness monster, a yeti, santa claus, and bjork

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