swimming with the kids |
went swimming today with amber , her friend lucy , mum and ellie.
ellie was most popular and had to go down a water slide with amber and lucy
mum almost drowned nd grabbed some blokes arse
i fell ou...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:41:00 GMT |
whats in a name? |
today my name changed offcially from clements (my married name) back to armstrong, my maiden name .
the problem is clements never sounded right because it wasnt my name and now armstrong doesnt ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:30:00 GMT |
the tax office |
the tax office everytime you ring them you have to go through security check questions which i understand however there are about ten of these and not once have i ever managed to pass them all!
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Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:24:00 GMT |
russell made me watch robocop... |
and i think i was beter of having never seen it! its a bit shit altho seeing a robot throw a tantrum was a bit good, lol
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:41:00 GMT |
meeting the master |
beware the fury of a patient man - john dryden.
i found this poem in a book called meeting the master , its all about mastery and slavery s&m and the various forms this can take , its...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
bizzare |
bizzare ultra vixons!
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lol check this out did it for a giggle....
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Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:21:00 GMT |
one size fits all |
i bought some rather funky purple furry car seats for my fiesta , the package arrived today with the one size fits all bit and no instrustions no probmel i think to myself there only car seat an idiot...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
poorly sick |
i know i complain a lot bout how amber never stops talking and is always running wround like a loony alll the time , but now shes all poorly sick and isnt doing anything just lying there, its horrible...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:53:00 GMT |
a very large vodka |
after finding out that i dont in fact have a brain tumor i just have a anomolie in my brain what ever that is ill find out in a few weeks i geuss ...im a little less stressed out , well only a little ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
and another thing... |
people who lie to make themselves look like the innocent victim , ore at least to make themselves look better in the eyes of others make me reallly cross , im in full rant mode today ....
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:02:00 GMT |
