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12/7/07

About Me

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man... .. ..

My Interests

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I'd like to meet:


Kaylee Ciara Mercer. The girl im going to marry and be happy with every single day for the rest of my life. I love her so much and always will. Nothing can come between us and anyone who wants to try will fail miserably and wish they had never been born.

Music:



As you can see from my playlists, i like a variety of music. My 1st playlist is Hardcore Metal and my 2nd is Dance/electro..

A Black Rose Burial..
All Shall Parish..
All That Remains..
Annotations of an Autopsy..
As I Lay Dying..
As Blood Runs Black..
Belay My Last..
Between the Buried and Me..
Born of Osiris..
Bring Me the Horizon..
Bullet For My Valentine..
Carnifex..
The Chariot..
Children of a Lesser God..
Crowbar..
Dance Club Massacre..
Dark Tranquility..
Darkest Hour..
Dead To Fall..
Despised Icon..
Drowning Pool..
Elvenking..
Elysia..
Emmure..
Funeral For a Friend..
I Killed the Prom Queen..
Job For a Cowboy..
Lamb of God..
Orphan Feast..
Pantera..
Preschool Tea Party Massacre..
Rise of Versaille..
See You Next Tuesday..
Sky Eats Airplane..
Slayer..
Still Remains..
Suicide Silence..
The Irish Front..
The Medic Droid..
Thrice..
Through the Eyes of the Dead..
Throwdown..
Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza..
Underoath..
Unearth..
War From a Harlots Mouth..
WhiteChapel..

Movies:

I like horror movies. Also, comedy and adventure.

Get Smart..
The Hulk..
The Love Guru..
Ironman..
The Girl Next Door..
Remember the Titans..
Meet the Robinsons..
Disturbia..
Talledega Nights..
American Pie 1,2,3, Band Camp..
Jackass 1&2..
Scary Movie 1,2,3,4..
Girls Gone Wild..
The Day After Tomorrow..
October Sky..
Star Wars 1,2,3,4,5,6..
Back to the Future 1,2,3..
The Hills Have Eyes..

Television:

Football..
Family Guy..
Attack of the Show..
Scrubs..
That 70's Show..
Cops..
WWE..
South Park..
Seinfeld..
The Science Channel..
The Discovery Channel..
The History Channel..

Books:

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Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, The Fantastic Four, and the Hulk.

My Blog

Real Men

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs...
Posted by ’SKYL3R on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST