-Hey, this isn't about me, it's about you. Your mom's a bottle opener, your dad's the bottle, and you're the result of their drunkinated fun.
How awesome is that? Not very.
Click on the photo for the website, jerky.
Bass, Music, Creating Music, Photograhpy & The Decisive Moment, Video Games, Reading, "Reading", Cheap Dining, Muay Thai, Taking stuff apart and building it back together, Ebay, Observing Social Dissent, Roll-Your-Own-Cigarettes, Wikipedia, raining on your parade
The giant bag of weed in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. I'd treat her right.
Absu, Aborted, Acheron, Alice In Chains, Angelic Decay, Art Blakey, Atheist, At The Gates, Autopsy, Ayumi Hamasaki, Bethlehem, Billie Holiday, Biolich, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bleed Her Veins Dry, Bloodthorn, Blood Ritual, Boris, Brodequin, Broken Hope, Brutality, Bud Powell, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Cactus, Carcass, Catasexual Urge Motivation (C.U.M)Cathedral, Centurion, Cephalic Carnage, Church OF Misery, Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ(C.S.S.O), Common, Copremesis, Corrupted, Corrupture, Cryptopsy, Dangling Intestinal Tubes, Dawn, Death, Deeds of Flesh, Defame The Glorious, Defiled, Deicide, Demilich, Deranged, Destroyer 666, Diabolic, Diana Krall, Dichotic, Disciples Of Mockery, Dissection, Duke Ellington, Dying Fetus, Electric Wizard, Ella Fitzgerald, Eternal Elysium, Excommunion, Fetus Eater, Flower Travellin' Band, Gravediggaz, Gorguts, Greenmachine, Grief, Hooverphonic, Houwitser, Intestine Baalism, Intervalle Bizarre, Iron Butterfly, Iron Monkey, Jimi Hendrix, Jun Kamikubo, Kadath, Kataklysm, Korova, Korovakill, Kreator, Krisiun, Kyuss, Laid In Filth, Lecherous Nocturne, Led Zeppelin, Limbonic Euphony, Lividity, Lord Gore, Los Natas, Malignancy, Malamor, Marduk, Mastodon, May You Be Cursed, Melvins, Mercyful Fate, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Monster Magnet, Morbid Angel, Mr Bungle, Natron, Necrophagist, Nile, Nirvana, Nobuo Uetmatsu, NWA, Oath of Bloodshed, Orange Goblin, Origin, Orodruin, Paul Chain, Pentagram, Pessimist, Pink Floyd, Place of Skulls, Primus, Psypheria, Pyrexia, Sabbat, Sad Legend, Sadus, Saint Vitus, Seance, Severe Torture, Sigh, Simon and Garfunkel, Skinless, Slayer, Sleep, Smashing Pumpkins, Spawn Of Possession, Speed, Glue & Shinki, Sonic Flower, Stefani Sun Yan Zi, Suffocation, Sunn(((O))), Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Thanatos, The Chasm, The Coup, The Doors, The Roots, Thergothon, Thorr's Hammer, Tori Amos, Type O Negative, Unholy Ghost, Vile, Winter, Wicked Innocence, Wolfen Society, Yoko Kanno
Too many to list - but they run the gamut.
The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Law And Order : Criminal Intent, Nova, K-TV, PBS
Douglas Adams, Maya Angelou, Haruki Murakami, Edgar Allen Poe, How-To-Books