I make it rain on these bitches! 
I am a rich girl trapped in a poor girl's body! 
I am a super model trapped in a chunky girl's body! 
I am a bottle of CRISTAL trapped in a FUCKING BOTTLE OF ANDRE! 
I am a Harvard Graduate with a Norwich University Diploma hanging on my wall! 
I was born to a three legged bitch of a mother and always regretted it! 
I am a new york strip but the menu says steak-um!
I graduated from a college where 75% of the student body rode the short bus in high school and now they are all state troopers! 
I have been all over the World on my own and climbed the tallest peak in Colorado (the 4th or 5th tallest in the US). 
            
        