My name is Ashley and about 18 years ago I popped out of my mother's womb...and it was magical. My best tattoo is a W on each of my butt cheeks, so when I do a cartwheel it says, "WOW MOM WOW!" I like music...a lot. I'm in love with ska, 80's (retro), and punk. If you see some idiot on the street doing the Safety Dance...it's probably me. My hobbies are breeding rats, playing/listening to music, riding bikes, and piercings. I enjoy art very much. My lovely husband Jerry bought me a pet midget...his name is Splinter and he sang the lucky charms song to me. I hate dead baby jokes because I have a dead baby and they're not funny what-so-ever. I am intrigued by alien activity...UFOs and such. In fact, me and my daddio are going Sasquatch hunting soon, care to join? Freight trains also fascinate me. Most things don't scare me, but I'm frightened by Canadians. I enjoy movies, music, traveling to places other than Arkansas, and alien hunting. Mostly I just sit back and eat chips (and other bon bons). I also enjoy hot bubble baths and long walks on the beach...haha.
