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That Kelli Girl

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About Me

This shit will NOT make me any less of a person, it makes me more HUMAN.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but when you've sunk your hook, you have to worry about the seals raping your hook of the action...
Gettin' shit done, kickin' ass, takin' names, tryin' not to stress the little things in life, having fun livin' on my own. Take me as I am, because I'm awesome, and if I tried to change for one person I couldn't revert back to my default, that would be lame. Life is short, so live it up, make as many friends as you can, drink like there is a tomorrow and it's going to start with a killer hangover, love the quirks of life, because without them everything would be uniform and boring. Count your blessings and don't take for granted your friends and family, they only live once and they won't always be around later on. Yeah, something like that.......
Relationships tend to summon up from the deepest darkest pit of my soul the crazy in me. The uninhibited, unmitigated, insatiable mouth foaming craziness.
Or I thought it did. That was until I got into a healthy relationship. I find that crazy people make sane people do crazy things. I have to stay away from the true crazies in life or they make me be not true to who I really am. I can't say that I'm easily influenced, but prolonged exposure to the crazies for sure will influence you.
I'M A FLAKE! Doesn't mean that I don't want to hang out with you though. ;) <3
I live for day old coffee. Anyone who shares this quirk with me is awesome!
About me....hmmmmmm. I'm a pretty colorful person. I'm very trusting and frustrating. Sometimes too much to one extreme or the other. I have very vivid dreams and have a journal that I like to write them down in. I'm also a paranoid person and read too much into situations. I often see things that aren't really there. I have a bad habit of turning words around on people in a way that will almost always make me seem right, unless I have no idea what I'm talking about at all. Then I'm the first to admit I'm wrong. I don't have a problem admitting when I make mistakes, I believe that humbleness is a quality that very few people posses in this day and age. I'm quick to admit my faults. I'm jealous, insecure, self conscious, down right bitchy on occasions. I'm also an extremely caring, thoughtful, accepting friend. I will do almost anything for my near and dears, the ones I love and my animals. Sometimes I can come off as hyper/spastic. I don't mind making an idiot of myself so others can laugh at my expense. I find that communicating your ideas, thoughts and feelings is very important to maintain wonderful and healthy friendships/relationships. I find a good way for me to get my ideas out of my head is through my blogs. Then I can sit and reflect on how I perceive things in my head.
Oderint Dum Metuant.
Let them hate so long as they fear.
Omnia vincit amor et nos cedamus amori-Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
Nemo timendo ad summum pervenit locum-No man by fearing reaches the top.
Per aspera ad astra-Through the thorns to the stars.
Amor ordinem nescit-Love does not know order.
Asinus asinum fricat-The ass rubs the ass. (Conceited people flatter each other about qualities they do not possess).
Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit-Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people who recorded all the stories for The Bible. Nostradamus. People that aren't going to misinterpret the thoughts I'm trying to convey to them. People who aren't going to turn my confiding words to them around on me to make me feel like a bad or pathetic person. People who are able to express what they're going through in a way that they can be understood, so as not to add to the confusion that is LIFE. People who will listen to my ideas and not say they're stupid or un-unique and who are willing to encourage instead of discourage. People that have a lot of knowledge about every day stuff like electricity, mechanics, music, window washing, religion, nature and all that good stuff. I'm always willing to learn new things. Unique people that love life and understand that not everything turns out the way we like it to, but can roll with the punches and laugh in the face of obsticles overcome. People that will inspire me to be a better person that is more understanding than I already am, that can help me to develop into the person I will one day be in my upward years. People that are going to be a friend for life, that don't cause mass amounts of drama and care enough to break down the walls I've built up. <3

ROBERT CRUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say, why are Beauties prais'd and honour'd most,
The Wise Man's Passion, and the Vain Man's Toast?
Why deck'd with all that Land and Sea afford,
Why Angels call'd, and Angel-like ador'd?
Why round our Coaches crowd the white-gloved Beaux,
Why bows the Side-box from its inmost Rows?
How vain are all these Glories, all our Pains,
Unless good Sense preserve what Beauty gains:
That Men may say, when we the Front-box grace,
Behold the first in Virtue as in Face!
Oh! if to dance all Night, and dress all Day,
Charm'd the Small-pox, or chas'd old Age away;
Who would not scorn what Housewife's Cares produce,
Or who would learn one earthly Thing of Use?
To patch, nay ogle, might become a Saint,
Nor could it sure be such a Sin to paint.
But since, alas! frail Beauty must decay,
Curl'd or uncurl'd, since Locks will turn to grey;
Since painted, or not painted, all shall fade,
And she who scorns a Man, must die a Maid,
What then remains but well our Pow'r to use,
And keep good Humour still whate'er we lose?
And trust me, dear! good Humour can prevail,
When Airs, and Flights, and Screams, and Scolding fail.
Beauties in vain their pretty Eyes may roll;
Charms strike the Sight, but Merit wins the Soul.

My Blog

We are MERGING ONTO THE FREEWAY! Get with the program!

I'm going to follow a trend for a moment here with bitching about drivers in San Diego.  I have a really simple rule to help not cause traffic for others:If you are at the entrance of a freeway, and t...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:37:00 GMT

That's IT! I'm inventing something....

I'm over the stupid idiots on the freeway at all hours of the day.  Today while merging onto the 8 East from OB, some idiot driver in a huge truck was in front of me and merged into the lane next to m...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:54:00 GMT

Soaking it up in dragon tears!

I'm going to hit up the Sol Duc Hot Springs FINALLY this year.  I've been wanting to go to Olympic National Park for so many years now........but all attempts have failed.  On my way back into the US ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:33:00 GMT

It's great to have lots of money.

So you can pay off all your debts and be broke again.  But at least all my debts will be paid off and I won't be in the hole anymore!  YEP YEP YEP!  Lovin life.  Maybe I should try my luck on the lott...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:23:00 GMT

That just made my whole fuckin' day!

I just got back from the bank.  I was waiting in line to deposit my check when I noticed out of the corner of my eye that something very tall and very black, pitch black almost, came walking up to sta...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 09:43:00 GMT

Potentially?

This whole having a computer with internet access at my home while I'm drunk?  It could go really, really, really very horribly BAD.  No seriously.I'm just glad I haven't figured out how to pirate mov...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 18:18:00 GMT

Glow-in-the-Light.

I have been desperately been needing new Chucks for a few months now.  I mean, they're so beat up I can smell them from under my desk.  It's actually been quite embarrassing.  Although the rest of the...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 09:11:00 GMT

Thinking about school............

I'm pretty sure it's time for me to go back.  I fucking hate school, but it's stupid of me to not go back when I have the kind of opportunity that most 4 year students would murder to have.So............
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 08:48:00 GMT

Hahahaha, you just HAVE to love life.

So I'm going up to Newport next Tuesday the whole day for training.  Going to be doing some out of state stuff.  I get to start charging my mom to use my name for loans and whatnot.  I will officially...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 15:28:00 GMT

Kelli, the patron saint of small lost objects.

So last week after watching Religulious with Tami, I found the ball to Tami's bellybutton piercing, said it was a gift from God and gave it to her just joking around, thinking it was a bead off an art...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 08:56:00 GMT