Pink Cell Phones
Some Of
My Friends... .
"I'd like to think that I am honest... Except for the fact that I have a
tendency to lie to myself..."
-
Jon Langley
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
-
R.
D. Laing
"When it comes to friends and love, give me more sparkle and less
flash."
-
Jon Langley
"If you pick up a starving dog and
make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man."
-
Mark Twain
"Sometimes in life you just have to laugh at yourself...Others will and
why the hell should they have all the fun!"
-
Jon Langley
Democracy is
two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a
well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -
Ben Franklin
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty. - Ben Franklin
Funniest Friend's
Headlines...
"I was just asked if I wanted kids. Sure I will have a couple, I hear they taste like chicken."
-
Kimmi ,
age 21
Scottsdale, Arizona
My Best Pick Up Line...
Will you be my third ex-wife? Ok, I’ve
never been married, but it doesn't hurt to plan ahead...
(Ok for girls to adapt no usage allowed by other lameo
guys.)
Questions Women Ask
Me...
Have
you ever been to prison? - No, the bus crashed on the way and I
escaped...
Do
you like girls who have sex on the first date? - NO! I like a
girl that has sex on every date!
When's was the last
time you had sex? - When was the last time you blinked, ya hooker?
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