HAIKU REVIEWS: Videodrome, Maniac/Narcotic, Sex and the City, Im Not There |
VIDEODROME * * (James Woods, Deborah Harry. Directed by David Cronenberg. 1983) TVs breathe and sigh. Oh! And kill hardcore porn fans. I think. Cronenberg! MANIAC/NARCOTIC *&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:42:00 GMT |
HAIKU MOVIE REVIEWS: Amazing Screw-On Head, Juno, Iron Man |
THE AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD * * * * 1/2 (Paul Giamatti, Patton Oswald, Molly Shannon, David Hyde Pierce. Dir by Chris Prynoski. 2006. cartoon!) "Wild, Wild West"-like world: Abe Lincoln's secret weapons...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
HAIKU MOVIE REVIEWS: Soylent Green, There Will Be Blood, Leatherheads |
SOYLENT GREEN * *Soylent Green is what?!?And cops wear football helmets?Man, the future sucks.THERE WILL BE BLOOD * * *Gorgeous and brutalwas this three hour beating.He drank my oilshake!LEATHERHEADS ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:32:00 GMT |
Visiting Blaze in SF: A Haiku Odyssey |
61107->94611->61107Car, bus, jet, tram, BARTto happy times with Blaze; thenBART, tram, jet, bus, car.A Coven of Smarty-pantsesThe Witty-Knittiessure can eat, drink, laugh, and talk.Who needs books and...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:01:00 GMT |
GALLERY OF MASCOTS - 1/13/08 update |
It's finally here. My dream has come true. A collection of photos of my friends with mascots. I'm posting them in a small format that you can click on for a closer look. Please, please, please send me...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:39:00 GMT |
HAIKU MOVIE RVW: Once (by Heather), Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World, Sword in the Stone |
ONCE (reviewed by Heather)indie rock musicwrapped around a love storybrilliant and moving. My Review of "Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World" * *SOMEONE TOOK A TRIP TO INDIA AND A MOVIE POPPED OUT....
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
HAIKU MOVIE REVIEWS: Gigantic, Fracture, Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse |
GIGANTIC: A TALE OF TWO JOHNS **My favorite band,adored by celebrities.This Might Be...Boring?!?FRACTURE **Up-and-coming jerkoutwits murderer in court.Decent TV plot.HOT FUZZ *****A sweet buddy film.N...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:47:00 GMT |
HAIKU MOVIE REVIEWS + 1: Fast Food Nation, Different From the Others, The Man Who Laughs |
(I am using a five-star scale now. I think I was using a four-star scale before. Can't recall.)FAST FOOD NATION * * * *Cows and immigrantschewed up in the meat grinder.Want fries with that sh**?DIFFER...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 15:26:00 GMT |
High Fidelity, Breach, Jesus Camp: 3 haiku movie reviews. |
HIGH FIDELITY * * *I want more musicAnd less relationship stuff.At least Jack Black's great.BREACH * * * *Unfed ego trumpsGod, family, and country'til mousie traps cat.JESUS CAMP * * * *A cardboard cu...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:45:00 GMT |
Other People's Haiku Movie Reviews |
Here are a few haiku movie reviews friends have sent me over the past month or so. The authors can all be found in my MySpace Friends. Enjoy!(two from Viking)Babel: No, I understand, Communication bre...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:18:00 GMT |
