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mr. mctwisty

I am here for Friends

About Me

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i have a child she is good stuff.. as is the erin beast... i am never on myspace, and you suck because you are... go sample the sun, vampire

Boopsie
People Iced: Forty One
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Five
Eyes Gouged: Thirteen
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Ernie Vegas
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

everyone, and if i already know you, i own you in one way or another

My Blog

holy shit

ima be a dad soon..... poor child  that is all
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:00:00 GMT

yup

the god of thunder rode his horse through the heavens hilly 'im thor!'  he cried; the horse relplied 'then wear a thaddle thilly!'
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:58:00 GMT

see ya

well, im on my way to jacksonville, where ill stay for a day, and see my sis, then thursday, im in for the long haul........sos...ill see yous all sometime friday
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:50:00 GMT

thie time

this time next week, ill be sitting on my parents' porch, drinking a beer and putting my florida experiance behind me.   damn itll be good to be home, and all are welcome to join
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:13:00 GMT

really, im screaming with excitement on the inside

the 26th- its a final, signed deal.  the 26th is my last day at work, and i may sneak attack many of you within that week.  remember, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pork pie.......
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:15:00 GMT

leaving home

well, ive done it- ive moved a thousand miles from home, only to find lifes miseries amplify as you move away from them.  so now ive decided to come back, back home to good ol dayton, home of.......
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 18:41:00 GMT