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Wallace

I fell into the flavor hole.

About Me

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My Interests

Robin, music, medicine, friends and family. Those are the basics.

I'd like to meet:

Optimus God Damned Prime

Music:

Only the finest in hardcore death and thrash Metal: Slayer, Sepultura Testament, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Dio, Iced Earth, Kreator, God Forbid, Cannibal Corpse, Cryptopsy, Hypocrisy, Demons and Wizards, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Exodus, Hate Eternal, Krisiun, Nevermore, Amorphis, Bolt Thrower, Carcass and who could forget GWAR? In no particular order. And, of course, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. You wish I was kidding.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks I and II, The Big Lebowski, Predator I, II and AVP, it seems I either watch movies that are funny or ridiculously violent. Go figure.

Television:

If it wasn't for Adult Swim and the Discovery Health Channel I wouldn't watch TV.

Books:

Sci/fi War: Crimson Tears, Soul Drinker, The Bleeding Chalice, Grey Nights, Dark Adeptus, Daemon World (All by Ben Counter). The Eisenhorn Trilogy, Ravenor, Ravenor Returned (All by Dan Abnett). All that far future, gritty, gory stuff. Star Wars books, LOTR. Dark Lord was a really good book about Darth Vader. It plugged up some of the glaring plotholes episode 3 left.

Heroes:

George Carlin for telling it like it is. Darwin for telling it like it is. Pen and Teller for telling it like it is. Lewis Black for telling it like it is. See a pattern? Oh and Darth Vader. He's just such an imposing character. All business, that guy.

My Blog

Nursing School

Well, my first few weeks of nursing school are over. I only had palpitations a couple of times and I climbed into the bell tower only once, but I didn't assemble the rifle this time. I got to take a 3...
Posted by Wallace on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:27:00 PST

Sounds of the Underground 2007

Time for my award submitted review of the SOTU show in Orlando back on July 10th, 2007. Now, you might be saying, "Wally, why did you wait so long to type this shit? It's been like two weeks!"First of...
Posted by Wallace on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

The Adventures of Shitty The Turtle

I found a turtle trying to cross US-1 today. I was out with my family. We were headed to see grandpa over in Barefoot Bay. Now, when it comes to animals I'm a total softy. It's ridiulous. So of course...
Posted by Wallace on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:02:00 PST

The War of the BEES

The ongoing war continues. The bastards already attacked me in my own sleeping quarters. Now they've chosen my second most personal place on Earth, my car. My vehicle, damn it! My sacred vessel and ou...
Posted by Wallace on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:40:00 PST

I was attacked by bees

I hate bees.I always did. And they know it. We have a history, the bees and I. All my life I've hated the idea of tiny, airborn pain bombs inhabiting this earth. And ever since I started hating them, ...
Posted by Wallace on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

Brother

I miss you. I love you. Always.
Posted by Wallace on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

Holy Dumb Fuck, What is This SHIT?

Has anyone seen this new time and eric awesome whatever the fuck show Adult Swim has been putting on? God damn it, I've actually had hazardous chemicals in my eyes before and this show was far, far wo...
Posted by Wallace on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:44:00 PST

Kick ass poem from a Warhammer book. Blood for the Blood God.

"There once was a great Battle, a mighty conflict that shook the Heavens themselves. By nightfall, the Powers stood in victory and thier fallen foes lay six score deep. The war-horns blew no more. the...
Posted by Wallace on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST