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About Me

My name is Jeff. You knew that already. I'm a mild-mannered office worker, and am no superhero; but among my powers are a wry, subtle sense of humor and a delicious amount of sarcasm. Late morning fatigue is my Kryptonite and espresso-laced coffee (redeye in Starbucks lingo) is my antidote. Sometimes I'm quiet, and sometimes I can't answer the question "Tell me about yourself," but once I've warmed up a bit, I'm less quiet, and the talk begins to flow. So then, I've been a Christian for over 7 years, a college graduate for almost two, and a Data Entry Processor for almost one and a half. I enjoy traveling, deep conversation, hanging out with friends, and writing. I was once an English major with a writing concentration. I don't teach, but I do work at a company that does pre-employment background screening. That'll teach you not to lie on your resumes. I think I'm a cool guy, but do you? Since you read this far down already, maybe you do. :-) Go 'head and send me a friend request. But before you touch that button - send me an email. Because I like random questions, here's one: Do you work so that you can eat, or do you eat so that you can work?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Maybe you, if you aren't offering or trying to sell me something shady.

My Blog

Half Black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuYh6YIegn8 Wow... a half-brotha who knows the half-black experience.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Im Running for Governor!

Ohh-kay. So we (or a majority of us) liked what the tall guy had to say, and voted him in. I'm nervous about what the next four years are gonna bring, especially about my taxes (probably goin' up) and...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:24:00 GMT

Blog comments

I am alive and well and not blogging at the moment. However, I do enjoy getting comments. However... I do not enjoy getting comments advertising books or other merchandise for sale. My blog is NOT a b...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 16:07:00 GMT

Writer's Block

Hey y'all. I'm still very much alive and kicking and writing and all. Things other than coming up with attention-getting blog topics. On the bright side, my two month-long bout of writers' block seem...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Numismatics and that Third Thing

Tonight's sermon was very interesting; it was taken from Deuteronomy 7:6-11, and discussed holiness and God's choice of Israel because of a promise that He made to Abraham, and not because of anything...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:52:00 GMT

Praise the Lord and pass the blinders

What is it like to hear a large group of people praising God at the tops of their lungs, and then have them forget that you're in the room 90 minutes later? It's not very enjoyable.
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:33:00 GMT

Still here

Hey y'all. I'm still alive and well; and I've been doing stuff here and there, I'm just a lazy blogger. I hung out with a good friend from Florida (yes, you Rita) yesterday and visited Madame Tussaud'...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:59:00 GMT

Handi-Man

The job search is going annoyingly, so I'm not going to talk about that this week; even though I did get a helpful questionnaire from the Department of Labor. Instead, I'm going to talk about a bit of...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 14:54:00 GMT

Excuse me ma'am, have you read The Book?

I wrote up a long and very amusing entry about a job interview that I had, only for it to be deleted (Sorry! An unexpected error occured). It was a good entry, but forget it. It was long, and I don't ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:25:00 GMT

New York Unemployment Rolls Increase .0001%

Good evening everybody! You're now hearing, er, reading from New York City's newest member of the non-workforce... me! Yesterday evening, I was axed on account of lateness (and a little something abou...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:05:00 GMT