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Time Theft

About Me

The band formed when it was discovered they all shared a common love of shotgunning cans of cheap beer. After cutting holes in unopened beer cans broke the ice for this fivesome they discovered they also all loved the music of Richard Marx. The band has repeatedly stated in interviews that the music of this one profound talent has singlehandedly guided their illustrious path to where they are today. The band also now cordially invites Richard to record their next album with them and, of course, shotgun beers.

In response to the tons of fan mail requesting a change, the band regretfully informs its loyal following that they will keep the moniker "Time Theft" instead of the fan favorite, "And you will know us by the trail of our beer cans."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/04/2006
Band Members: the thieves are:

fulnoise -- her favorite song to sing is anything by her idol, lionel ritchie

J. ASKEW -- he's in charge of special weapons and tactics, the resident Samuel L, if you will

braden, lord of fesitvals -- learned to play drums from his uncle, ANIMAL (of muppet fame)

Jimmy St. James aka Dr. Rock aka Corey Glovemaster aka The Pancake Lumberjack aka Diddy -- compulsively slaps people who listen to DMB

and that leaves me, "The Dutch Oven" -- well, you get the picture.

Long Live Rockathon.
Influences: God,
Jesus,
President Bushwhacker
Johnny Askew
Brady Pomeroy
Clark Waggoner
James Walker
Joy Robbins

Sounds Like: dropping potato salad off the roof
Record Label: face down, ass up records

My Blog

Check out Clark's new blog

Hey guys, longtime no see.  Busy things, and Time Theft is sort of over.  Sort of.  I just want everyone to know I've started out a new blogging site about any and everything I want to blog about.  I ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:08:00 GMT

best weekend ever

Just a note to say I had the best weekend of my life, all u stupid bitches, thank u 4 being u, otherwise, I wouldn't be where I am. Love and laughter always, fun, not drama! 7th grade detention rocks!
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Am I Alive?

The question has been asked, so let me assure one and all (both of you) that I am alive and in portland doing the same things as always: masturbating to election updates and writing new songs.Most rec...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:21:00 GMT

NEW CAR! smell

    So as things near finishing on the second album with preperations for big things to come, yet another song makes its myspace debut.  This song is best played with the volume lo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:28:00 GMT

I HEART BRIAN ENO

    I put these little tributes to musicians who blow me away every so often.  This entry is specifically to repost a review I read of Brian Eno's first solo album, HERE COME THE W...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:51:00 GMT

recording with the lady

well joy is in portland and chained to her accordian and a microphone.  The last great recording session of 2007 is going on right now.  Her love of accordian grows with each song she record...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:23:00 GMT

More NEW music

another track from the forth coming album has been uploaded to myspace to keep appetites pumping for more.it's the first track off of w.w.j.d? the "is it christian or is it blasphemy?" sophmore effort...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:21:00 GMT

The Vagina - Television GAME (CRUDE HUMOR ALERT, SOPHISTICATES STAY OUT)

reposting this because there are several along the way that are funny and felt it should stick around longer than a bulliten post...just post a comment if you think of another one...the RULES? Just ch...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:00 GMT

I always say I love you when I mean turn out the lights

    just a quick post for a couple of reasons.1. i like to pretend someone reads these. (it's an exercise in intellectual masturbation)2. i like to pretend you are naked when you read t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:18:00 GMT

what would jesus do? - final track list announced

    Here's the final and official track list for the nearly completed album: 1  damn it feels good to be a Christian2  pSyChOsEmAnTiCa3  g. i. joe blues ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:24:00 GMT