THE KREPTATKA BAR BAND!!!!!!
There's so much to say. Since I was diagnosed with a chronic fungal infection on my upper knees, I haven't really been getting out much. My pilates coach told me i should probably take it easy on the curdled milk guzzling, but its just so damn tasty. I've got so many hobbies that I could never fit them all on here, so ill just tell you about my favorite one. My favorite hobby is staring. I can stare at almost anything, and for as long as I feel like it. I've always excelled at staring even since an early age. My mom used to say "STOP FUCKING STARING AT EVERYTHING OR JESUS AND HIS BROTHER CHRIS WILL COME BACK EARLY AND FUCKING KILL YOU, OR AT LEAST GIVE YOU A WET WILLY!" But i just couldnt stop, making me the avid stare-ist that i am today. I also enjoy stamp collecting in the nude and jello tossing. People who use toilets piss me off and i cant stand it when i cant find the droids that I'm looking for. I enjoy saturday rehearsals with my accordion orchestra and constantly think about covering myself in vaseline and entering a hugging competition.
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