my name is veronica but you can call me victoria--everyone else does. i'm five feet, seven inches of atoms, alphabet soup, and awesomeness. i like stuff, stuffing and being stuffed. i dig irony. i dig shovels. see? that's kinda ironic. i see why optimism is good and bad. keeping your head up reduces the appearance of a double chin, but looking on the bright side makes you squint, resulting in crow's feet. see, optimism isn't always great. i was almost born at sears and when i was young, my parents left/forgot me there. i was lonely, scared and surrounded by affordable clothing. then, i lost my first tooth at sears after a rather loud sneeze. next, i'd like to get married there. i'd do anything for a great hug. when not too busy, i like taxidermy (stuffing animals), cosmetology (styling hair), and taxidermetology (styling the hair of stuffed animals). kids are the heart of the world, i want 23 of them.
a life without hurt is overrated. go get some scars.
