what up yall |
Just so everyone knows, Andy and I moved two months ago to SE 1,074th Street in the Fuck-If-I-Knows and we're going to have an apartmentwarming party sometime in the near future. Come get drunk ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:03:00 GMT |
ow! mother shit! |
hello all
here's been a big while since i wrote on the myspace.
christmas was awesome i got a sweet nerf gun. photos to follow later. (much later probably, there's no hook up to the camera on th...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:54:00 GMT |
bill brasky stolen from ashley |
"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!""Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!""Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever sa...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
terror at my mom's house |
I went out in the garage for a smoke this morning and when I came back in I noticed a SPIDER hanging in front of my face. It was dangling by a thread from my hair. I don't hate spiders as ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
ethical dilemna |
is it wrong to do it in the butt?
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:37:00 GMT |
an update |
Hey you chumps and chumpettes, I caught the first pimpmobile out of stream a couple weeks ago. Yes, I am unemployed and pleased. I get drunk before noon and do needlepoint while watching c...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:28:00 GMT |
It was a nice day for a white wedding |
OKAYHey, guys, I know. I'm a fuckin nerd. I know you saw Obi Wan Kenobi and fuckin Yoda on my profile. YOU WILL HANDLE THIS!Anyhow. Little Lisa Goldhammer got married on the 19th, now she's not Little...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
tie a pink ribbon |
I found a lump in my breast a few weeks back, and went to the doctor for my yearly lady exam. She didn't like the feel of the lump so she sent me to an imaging center to have it looked at closer. Th...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:07:00 GMT |
Cinco de Mayo is a special time |
FELIS CINCO DE MAYO! MUY BUENO! TEQUILA!
I found out today that you cannot expect people to be decent. EVER.
Let the record show that I was the one who made contact when nobody was calling anyb...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 19:52:00 GMT |
OMG what a goddamn crazy ass day |
Wednesday. What a fucking day, yo.
Woke up in the morning with a pulled muscle in my back and I can't hardly move, so I take some muscle relaxers and smoke a bowl before trying to go back to sleep. ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:17:00 GMT |
