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About Me

"i'm a piece of work. i'm iron and lace. i'm shy... right up there in your face. i'm all dumbfounded. stubborn as an ass. sharp as an arrow in a pile of glass. i'm a sweetheart, genius, reckless jerk. lord, have mercy... i'm a piece of work. made in the image of a lion shocked lamb. I AM WHO THE HELL I AM. even better, bad to worse, down to the letter... i'm a piece of work." --jimmy buffett i'm jennifer... jenn... smitty... or whatever random name you may feel the need to call me. i'm in college. me in a word.... SPONTANEOUS. i love to swim. i'm a cheap date and i'm low maintainance. i'm an extrovert and i wear my emotions on my sleeve. i'm goofy... and i like it that way. i have some freakin amazing friends... and sorry but they're cooler than yours. i don't like wearing shoes. i'm impatient and i get crazy when i have to wait on people. i like to go out... and i also like to lay in bed all day. i'm a live music junkie and boys with guitars make me weak in the knees. i love taking random road trips at the spur of the moment. i'd like to say that i don't care what you think about me... but i do. money doesn't impress me. ambition and hard work does. i live for a good conversation with someone who knows more than me. i have a serious desire to learn about people and what makes them tick. i'm in school for public relations... i want to talk to people for a living. i'm a southern girl... love goin fishing and camping when i get a chance. i just pretty much like to have a good time and hang out with my friends and make new ones. i absolutely love music. i wholeheartedly believe my life has a soundtrack. i also drive entirely too fast but i'm workin on it. i'm addicted to diet coke and starbucks. oh... and i love you.

My Interests

¤animal crackers, ¤long walks on the beach at sunset, ¤singing rediculously loud, ¤things that can be described as funky, ¤ kissing in the rain, ¤mesh clothing, ¤big words such as conundrum, erraneous, and tumultuous, ¤ matthew mcconaughey in a closet with whipped cream ¤starbucks water, ¤taking long showers,¤ music (nearly every type), ¤being a sarcastic smartass, ¤jack daniels, ¤decorating random things with sequins and whatnot, ¤finding out what's more to life than being rediculously good looking,¤ karaoke, ¤line dancing,¤ laughing til i cry, ¤watching tv on dvd, ¤good bargains, ¤brushing my teeth, ¤sushi, ¤controversial conversations, ¤going to restaurants and pretending it's my birthday, ¤speaking jibberish, ¤fake fingernails, ¤ et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ∞....

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

garth brooks is my favorite ever but you name it... i probably like it... except for the ghetto rap and the scary screaming stuff. i love country and really mellowed out acoustic stuff too. love southern rock. as a general rule, music is always best live.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas°American Beauty°Fight Club°Seven°Boondock Saints°Billy Madison°Zoolander°Anchorman°Forrest Gump°Top Gun°Half Baked°Almost Famous°Monty Python and the Holy Grail°Blow°Edward Scissorhands°Talladega Nights°Breakfast at Tiffany's just to name a few.... "Maybe it meant something. Maybe not in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant." --Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

Nip/tuck°Lost°That 70's Show

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces°anything by John Grisham° Hunter S. Thompson°and all trashy muder novels... and COSMO!

Heroes:

→Cherish Graham →my math teacher, Boris →Ron Burgundy →Derek Zoolander → but on a serious note, I really do look up to Audrey Hepburn... she was the epitome of class.

09.03.87 - 12.04.05
always alive in my ♥

My Blog

hate me if you want to.

love me if you can.
Posted by smitty on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

Logan's

You're truly a Logan's employee when...Not adding gratuity to a table is like playing Russian roulette... Peach Tea is the nectar of Satan... You eat one bite of bread every time you vi...
Posted by smitty on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

To everyone who works in the restaurant business

Audience: To the hardworking people who work in chain restaurants, especially those who are servers, bartenders, and hosts as well as those who frequent these chain restaurants. &nb...
Posted by smitty on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

MOTIVATION.

i need some motivation. like a live in shrink who will kick my ass if i sleep through class, don't do my homework on time, or any other irresponsible things i keep doing. i'll pay you in f...
Posted by smitty on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

why?

why is nothing ever as it seems? why does everything have to be difficult? and why is it so hard to make good decisions? and why does everything good always happen when it's too late...
Posted by smitty on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:51:00 PST

it's time

i'm not sure what it's time for... but it's time. i need some freakin change. this same old shit is gettin old and it's gettin old quick. something's got to give. i need change...
Posted by smitty on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:20:00 PST

i don't know

you brought so much joy to this world of mine. whenever i needed you came. a friend like you is hard to find. without you i won't be the same. and though many will try, n...
Posted by smitty on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:11:00 PST

it's a good feelin'

i can see the light at the end of the tunnel. i take my last 2 finals in 11 days... and i can officially say that i survived my first year of college. it's been amazing. it's insane ...
Posted by smitty on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST

it ain't got to be so complicated...

i'm stressed... like always. i let things get the best of me sometimes. i think it boils down to the fact that i hate confrentation so much that i let people walk all over me. i never know how people ...
Posted by smitty on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

just a thought

i think i should have been alive in the 70's. cause bein free spirited was cool... and the music kicked ass... and there was woodstock... yes. woodstock. plus you had to walk to scho...
Posted by smitty on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST