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My name is Optimus Prime

I am hands down the coolest person in the midwest, maybe even the entire east coast.

About Me

So, long story short
A lot more has happened.
I think I really need
To stop stopping talking
To all you silly whores.
First off, I don't even work
at Wal*Mart anymore.
Now, I work for Miller.
No, not the beer company.. sadly.
They paint car parts and shit.
I just clean up after them.
You could say I'm
A master of the custodial arts.
Secondly, me & shannon are
About to hit our 10 month mark.
We made it half a year.
I knew we would.
I had faith all along.
I love that girl.
Speaking of shannon
She is currently providing
shelter and warmth for my
brand new unborn baby boy!!
Yes, kids, I'm gonna be a papi.
Not the sexy kind that spanish
Chicks yell when you are fucking
Them really goodly, the regular kind of papi.
So, I'm making more money
I'm deeply in love
& I'm about to have a baby boy.
Go ahead, be jealous.
I'm a little jealous of myself.
And, of course, as always, Maria Daze is the best<3..I made this myspace background at

My Interests

I love girls, girls, girls.
Phil: your an ambitious individual vic. i ever tell you that? your a man of many talents..but not born. you develop. thats cool man.
I love hip hop. I love you. I love me.Everything is as it should be.

I'd like to meet:

http://cs84.clearspring.com/u/478d179733d964b7/48d16b78cf643 8f5I want to meet my brand new baby!!
My maria-oso made this for meee. I love her!

Music:

Hip Hop is more than music. Hip Hop is a way of life...
I listen to true Hip Hop.
If you haven't already, go get Food & Liquor. By Lupe Fiasco.

Movies:

I like Finding Nemo.

Television:

Futurama & Family Guy

Books:

I read all seven Harry Potter books.
Now what?

Heroes:

My mom dukes is my hero, I mean think about it, she's a single black mother, and she managed to raise me right (kinda) I love her more than life in itself.

My Blog

My thoughts on Toys R Us... Again !

Today, I got fired for the first time in my life! It's not as devastating as it seems on T.V. I was actually mad for one reason, and only one reason: because they made me come to work, work, and then ...
Posted by My name is Optimus Prime on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Finding Forever.

Word.. A few people wanted to know what 'Finding Forever' was.Not everybody, just some, I guess..I first heard it when I found out Common was releasing an albumwith the same name. I thought it was a p...
Posted by My name is Optimus Prime on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

My Thoughts on Toys R Us.

Toys R Us SUCKS!!!!!!Please note that these are my own personal thoughts, and not the thoughts of the Toys R Us company or any of it's affiliates.. All Rights Reserved....
Posted by My name is Optimus Prime on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST