A nyphomaniac coke connection who ownes a Ferrari dealership.
Oh... Here's a couple videos. If you wanna see the rest, go eff yourself.
Oh, come on. You know I'm kidding. Unless... Unless you think I'm not. In that case... Well.. You're right. I'm not kidding. You should immediately stop what you're doing and eff yourself.
But the rest of you people can go to my bandsite. I'm not really sure of the address, but if you go down to my list of top friends you'll see "AnubisXII. The Band". Click on that if you wanna be among the coolest of the cool.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: AnubisXII
Birthday: 12th day, 3nd month of 68.
Birthplace: The black hole of Cygnus X1.
Current Location: Right behind you.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: My left hand is on backwards
Your Heritage: I'm not politicly correct... Might offend myself.
The Shoes You Wore Today: One right shoe... And the one thats left.
Your Weakness: A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.
Your Fears: Boogymen. Or... Boogypeople.
Your Perfect Pizza: Circular, cut into triangular wedges
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Invent the garage door closer and disposable trash bags, kick three puppies, and hit someone with a donut.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I peed on a cricket
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did the midgets leave? Where'd this jello come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: The hair on my chest. No wait... two... The two hairs on my chest.
Your Bedtime: Evidently... Right before I gotta get up.
Your Most Missed Memory: When I traded Moms cow for these magic beans...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bic Doddles
Single or Group Dates: Single...I mean, like...two of us
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: When I'm set on fire. And after they put me out.
Do you Swear: I swear
Do you Sing: Only when I run backwards in tight little circles
Do you Shower Daily: I'll take an occasional walk through the carwash.
Have you Been in Love: Love Feild?... The Airport?
Do you want to go to College: I wanna want to
Do you want to get Married: Are you proposing? It's so sudden...I need time...
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I'm starting to get survey sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: Maybe to idiots, mosquitos, and strange occourences looking for a place to happen.
Are you a Health Freak: No...just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course. 2 of my bestest friends.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: What do you mean? Like... a dental instrument? Now why the hell would I wanna play with one of those? That was a very stupid question.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does sterno, gasoline, and brake fluid count?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on : Been on what? TV? Or just 'on'?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to buy some Levi's.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Noeo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Whos that? Shtefani's shister?
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the Worlds a Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only off a bridge by these guys with funny accents
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I might have been. I hope I was
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah. Because I didn't buy the cookies...that little bitch... I do now.
Ever Shoplifted: As a kid.
How do you want to Die: Saving someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Marlboro Country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 2
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but gray. Or blue
Short or Long Hair: Long. But short is sexy if the neck is too...yum
Height: 5ft-5'8''
Weight: 96-130
Best Clothing Style: Jeans, t-shirt. Light summer dresses, sweats... Whatever looks good tossed on the floor.
Number of I have taken: Pick a number between 1 and 100
Number of CDs I own: Pick a number between 1 and 100
Number of s: WTF?
Number of s: WTF?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Pick a number between 1 and 100
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