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AnubisXII

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About Me


Don't really like talking about myself. I mean... Does it really matter? What can I say that hasn't been said by hundreds of thousands of people that are nothing like me? Yeah, sure... We all like helping people. We all get some kind of satisfaction from a job well done. We all like an occaisional get-away to our 'happy place' when life demands it. We love to spend time with our really good friends. We all love to spend time alone....
I believe that I'm a decent person. I believe I do my part to make the world around me a nicer place. Help the old lady cross the street, y'know? Without throwing her under a passing car. I'm sure that would be entertaining, but...it would suck for her. That is not something I would do. I would never put another person in a situation that I wouldn't want for myself.
I believe that liars and theives are one in the same. I believe murderers should not have more rights than their victims. They should all die. Just like their victims. Except slower and more painfully. I believe it is impossible to strangle someone with a book. I believe rapists and pedophiles should be raped and beaten within inches of their life. And eaten by birds. I believe that the congressmen and senators that cripple our ability to win this War on Terror should suffer the same fate as the above listed criminals. I believe you should never start a fight with a man holding a bat. I believe that Murtha guy should be effed in the ay with a big rubber dee. And set on fire. And beaten with hammers in front of his children. Only to be left bleeding in the moonlight. But enough about him...Lets talk about me.
The reason behind joining this 'myspace' thing was to find a local drummer who shared the same musical intrests as myself. Someone who is a badass, but not a dickhead. Someone to jam with.
Well...long story not quite as long... Does anyone know any drummers that actually have drums? If so, do they have jobs? I don't need a guy that's gonna crash on the couch, or outside in their friends car. I dont want a roommate. Roommates are supposed to have vaginas anyway. Pretty ones. But I'm in DFW. Wouldn't mind jammin' with someone. With or without a pretty vagina. Oh... And then theres Bob. The talking cat. Well, he doesn't speak english, but he talks none the less. He has been my recording and editing assistant and loyal friend for 16 years and counting. So there. Go eff yourself... what are you doin'? ...you still reading? ...theres nothing here to read!.... Fuck off before I call the cops! .....go! .....What the Hell?...jeez, man

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A nyphomaniac coke connection who ownes a Ferrari dealership.

Oh... Here's a couple videos. If you wanna see the rest, go eff yourself.
Oh, come on. You know I'm kidding. Unless... Unless you think I'm not. In that case... Well.. You're right. I'm not kidding. You should immediately stop what you're doing and eff yourself.
But the rest of you people can go to my bandsite. I'm not really sure of the address, but if you go down to my list of top friends you'll see "AnubisXII. The Band". Click on that if you wanna be among the coolest of the cool.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: AnubisXII
Birthday: 12th day, 3nd month of 68.
Birthplace: The black hole of Cygnus X1.
Current Location: Right behind you.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: My left hand is on backwards
Your Heritage: I'm not politicly correct... Might offend myself.
The Shoes You Wore Today: One right shoe... And the one thats left.
Your Weakness: A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.
Your Fears: Boogymen. Or... Boogypeople.
Your Perfect Pizza: Circular, cut into triangular wedges
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Invent the garage door closer and disposable trash bags, kick three puppies, and hit someone with a donut.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I peed on a cricket
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did the midgets leave? Where'd this jello come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: The hair on my chest. No wait... two... The two hairs on my chest.
Your Bedtime: Evidently... Right before I gotta get up.
Your Most Missed Memory: When I traded Moms cow for these magic beans...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bic Doddles
Single or Group Dates: Single...I mean, like...two of us
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: When I'm set on fire. And after they put me out.
Do you Swear: I swear
Do you Sing: Only when I run backwards in tight little circles
Do you Shower Daily: I'll take an occasional walk through the carwash.
Have you Been in Love: Love Feild?... The Airport?
Do you want to go to College: I wanna want to
Do you want to get Married: Are you proposing? It's so sudden...I need time...
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I'm starting to get survey sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: Maybe to idiots, mosquitos, and strange occourences looking for a place to happen.
Are you a Health Freak: No...just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course. 2 of my bestest friends.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: What do you mean? Like... a dental instrument? Now why the hell would I wanna play with one of those? That was a very stupid question.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does sterno, gasoline, and brake fluid count?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on : Been on what? TV? Or just 'on'?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to buy some Levi's.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Noeo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Whos that? Shtefani's shister?
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the Worlds a Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only off a bridge by these guys with funny accents
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I might have been. I hope I was
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah. Because I didn't buy the cookies...that little bitch... I do now.
Ever Shoplifted: As a kid.
How do you want to Die: Saving someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Marlboro Country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 2
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but gray. Or blue
Short or Long Hair: Long. But short is sexy if the neck is too...yum
Height: 5ft-5'8''
Weight: 96-130
Best Clothing Style: Jeans, t-shirt. Light summer dresses, sweats... Whatever looks good tossed on the floor.
Number of I have taken: Pick a number between 1 and 100
Number of CDs I own: Pick a number between 1 and 100
Number of s: WTF?
Number of s: WTF?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Pick a number between 1 and 100

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My Blog

Uh-Oh Pisgettio's.

This is weird. A couple weeks ago, I started noticing a little numbness in the little finger on my left hand. No big deal. I just figured I slept on it wrong or something. But really, if you think abo...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:57:00 GMT

Al, Meet George. George... Al.

A brilliant look at the obvious. I know what you're gonna say... "But Mr. AnubisXII... You know that I think you are the coolest guy that has ever lived, but Carlin? He's just a comedian. I bet his op...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:13:00 GMT

Happy As a Clam. Well... Not a Pissed Off Clam. Happy As a Clam That's Really Happy About Stuff

Lady and gentleman, I am happy to say that my lost files have been completely restored. Well... The ones that I restored are restored. The ones that I haven't restored still haven't been restored yet....
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:08:00 GMT

The Big Anuby Needs Help

This is the first sentence of a group of several. It has nothing to do with anything I'm gonna talk about, but it is a way to get things rolling. An introduction, if you will. An introduction to lead ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:59:00 GMT

The New York Groove... The Big Anuby Style

Yes, ladies and gentlepersons... New York has officially been Anubified. Anubified to the XIIth degree.And it is good.Because I got tired of waiting for New York City to get it's ass down here to se...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:33:00 GMT

Somebody Dress Me!

Ugh. What a day. I've been putting it off and putting it off, until finally, the last minute arrives. It is here. People... I would like for you to say hello to the last minute. Last minute... People....
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 17:11:00 GMT

Listen....

If you ever see an old guy in funny clothes wearing a goofy scarf... You might wanna stop and take a look at what he has to say...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:25:00 GMT

Content of Character

This is Fred Thompson with a bone-chilling story of John McCains stay at the Hanoi Hilton. If this doesn't make you think about the importance of character, you are empty or blinded.You should stop an...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:43:00 GMT

God Damn America!

Sorry about the title. But if Obamas preacher can say it, I sure the hell can say it too. It doesn't make me any less patriotic. And if you accuse me of being unAmerican, I swear to God I will release...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:26:00 GMT

From The Dead: Rules for the Not Dead.

GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT