TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - THE SURVEY
NAME: Joza.
BIRTHDAY: 0806.
BIRTHPLACE: I can't tell you that.
CURRENT LOCATION: Jakarta.
EYE COLOR: Black.
HAIR COLOR: Black.
HEIGHT: About 180 cm (in human form).
RIGHT HANDED OR LEFT HANDED: Backhanded.
YOUR HERITAGE: Some unworldly races and tribes.
THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: Those're mine, thank you.
YOUR WEAKNESS: Fears.
YOUR FEARS: Weakness.
YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: Extra Cheese.
GOAL YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR: 3 - 0.
YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON AN INSTANT MESSENGER: "Sip!".
THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: *yawn*
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: My left ankle and my eyebrows.
YOUR BEDTIME: Nah, sleeping is for mortals.
YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: Probably the time i single-handedly defeated the Spartans (long story).
PEPSI OR COKE: Same thing.
MACDONALDS OR BURGER KING: A double cheeseburger and McFlurry.
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Single dates and group sex.
LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: Lipton.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Vanilla.
CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Coffee.
DO YOU SMOKE: With pleasure.
DO YOU SWEAR: With every bit of sincerity.
DO YOU SING: With the sirens. Yes, the 'wiuwiuwiu' sirens.
DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: Never, only in Hari Lebaran.
HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: I am now. Prikitiuw.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Done that. IPK: 3.04
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yeah.
DO YOU BELIVE IN YOURSELF: Mmmh.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: I get static sickness.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE: I don't know.. maybe.. but i'm also insecure. Well, if you must know, i think i look more attractive in person. *there goes the insecurity claim
ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: Yes, no, well.. no.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I tried, but those long-distance calls to Valhalla cost a lot.
DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Thor and I make thunderstorms in our sparetime.
DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: The lyre of Orpheus.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU DRANK ALCOHOL: *hik* Me? never! *hik* *hik*
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU SMOKED: Yes, Kretek.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU BEEN ON DRUGS: Is this a trick question?
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU GONE ON A DATE: On a regular basis.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU GONE TO A MALL: No.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU EATEN A BOX OF OREOS: I like Momogis better. Yes, i know they're different.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI: No, I ate your girl's pussy.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU BEEN ON STAGE: Stage 4 on Tetris.
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU BEEN DUMPED: Hell, no!
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU GONE SKINNY DIPPING: The last time i went skinny dipping, a bearded guy holding a big stick and a group of his followers appeared, then he divided the sea in two and they all walked pass by me. Seeing me with nothing on, about half of them decided to follow me instead. The bearded guy was so pissed, he drowned the chariots and horsemen of Pharaoh's entire army there. Since then, i swim with my CK boxer on. You'll never know..
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU STOLEN ANYTHING: Mostly just food and drinks and beautiful virgins from nearby towns and villages.
EVER BEEN DRUNK: Ever been buried neck-deep in egyptian desert for asking the basically same questions over and over?
EVER BEEN CALLED A TEASE: Hmm.. I think Catherine (The Great) have called me that a couple of times.
EVER BEEN BEATEN UP: Twice. The first time by Chuck Norris and the second by those goddamned Oda Nobunaga's soldiers.
EVER SHOPLIFTED: Yes. Eh.. no, it was Sasa. But she gave the stolen goods to me. How nice..
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: With eyes closed. And without people asking for 'togel' numbers to my grave.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: Ask me again when we meet in 1984 or so.
WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT: Paradiso Perduto, perhaps.
IN A BOY/GIRL..FAVOURITE EYE COLOR: Black or Absinthe Green. Black is better though.
FAVOURITE HAIR COLOR: Black.
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Long, black haired lady who says "Bang, satenya dua ratus tusuk, makan disini"
HEIGHT: Normal.
WEIGHT: Normal.
BEST CLOTHING STYLE: Any kind.
NUMBER OF DRUGS I HAVE TAKEN: Approximately; 14.2 Acres of opium farm.
NUMBER OF CDS I OWN: Who has time for music?
NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: In the good old days, I used to make around 1400 piercings, cuts and stabs to the enemy soldiers and barbarians with my long sword, daily. I actually made about 2100 by the time we were trying to hold off the Mongolians from entering the city walls. We won, of course.
NUMBER OF TATTOOS: None. Have you ever read the legendary Buku Surga dan Neraka?
NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST I REGRET: None. Well.. one.. I jokingly pushed Jeff B. into the Wolf River in Memphis, Tennessee that one evening in '97. I still can't get over it.. i mean, how could i possibly know that he wasn't just kidding around when he didn't came back to the surface? He always liked to play dead all the time, that handsome devil.
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