I groove. And groove merrily. I am very much into theological discussion, swordplay, talking smack, and "getting jiggy wit it." Did I mention I love crack? I really don't, but it is a really good conversation starter. You wouldn't believe how many people hold a very strong stance on crack. I'm never good at these things. In fact, I don't think anyone is really. Usually people just cop out and put a big, "Just talk to me and find out" thing going on. And then they usually go bat shit loco when Chester the Molester comes IM'ing them every three seconds for the rest of eternity. Then you also get those people who make themselves out to be larger than life and really mean it. I mean, I do similar things and all but come on, when I am put in that context, it is totally absoludicrous to take me seriously. But you got the people that put it down on there though. Like one guy I knew, always talking about how much stronger he got everyday. Like eating peanut butter and mayonaise sandwiches can really make you stonger just by ingesting them and then going on a three day kick of watching paint dry. I believed him for about two nanoseconds and punished myself accordingly. Then this other guy I knew talked about how he could lift three hundred pound recliners over his head. Now, I haven't purchased a recliner in quite some time, but I don't think they ever made one that rivaled the weight of an obese St. Bernard. I could be wrong though. So anyway, the moral of the story is....Knowing is Half the Battle. And always remember, flaming porkchops are just as dangerous as napalm.
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Also I would like to say that my Top Friends is in no particular order or preference in regards to my friends. To ask me to place them in any sort of order over one another would just be wrong and absoludicrous. (thank you Mr. T for that word)
