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About Me

"Hope you'll have a great time in My Space "

Hello & Yeap!!! I am too good to be true,... i am NOT A FEMALE, just like to express myself as one sometimes. Also I chose the Female choice for gender in my profile is because I want men to find me in their search since I happen to have no lesbian tendencies. But don't worry, feel free to browse and check out my pictures. I'd love to hear from you in case you have something constructive to say about what I do best, which is.... looking good.
This State-of-the-Art Brazilian/ Italian "Amazon" (read Female Impersonator...Just an artist that uses face and body as a canvas... LOL!!!) happens to be 6'2 (without heels), 175, dark tanned olive skin, classy, smart, creative and passionate, great sense of humor girl next door from Ipanema "of course", with legs for days & a special cookie, in other words: Every guy's dream with a little extra...
I am a talented and creative T-girl, can make an outfit out of a toothpaste tube and a hair pin and look good in it, now fancy that times very convincing. Now we're talking!
Love sexy Lingerie, Tigh high, Very High Heels, Corsets, Garter, Max, Sephora, Hustler Fetish Store, Fetish Parties, Good movies (home or theater), White Wine, Cape Cods, Long Island Ice Teas Make it double, please! (Hmmm, refreshing!!!! I have two of those and can totally be taken advantage of,... or at least pretend it! (smile)). I also like Italian & latin cousine & (Italian, Greek, Latin and Mediterranean Hotties for dessert). Then I go like: Oops,did i say that out loud?
Notice to all you hotties out there: I am thrilled with the amount of messages received, but unfortunately I can not add just anyone to my list of friends, if you are really interested in part taking in this rather VIP corner of the web, please make sure you have pictures & something written on your profile and send me an enticing message. A paragraph or two would be dandy.
Kind regards, Linda

My Interests

Fetishes, swimming, working out, going to the Beach, playing Volleyball, arts in general, Music, karaoke, reading, cooking, computer studies, graphic & fashion design.

I'd like to meet:

Fun, friendly, attractive men for friendship and passion delights.

Music:

Bossa Nova, Samba, Classic, Bubble Gum Music=(mainstream & radio brain wash music), Techno, Dance, Retro, Gothic.

Movies:

Dreamers, The Piano, Bad Education, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Too Wong Fu: Thanks for everything!, Pay it forward, Matrix, Silence of the Lambs, LOL!!! As I was saying: Saw I and II, Hills have eyes! In other words love Drama and Horror Movies, I am not usually amused with comedies, unless they are smart ones, like The Stones Family or Family Stone, can't remember!!!! That is how much i like comedies. (smile)

Television:

Don't watch much TV, get my news from the papers, CNN.com and Times & Newsweek magazines. When i do love law & order, CSI, Court TV, Closer and Nip Tuck.

Books:

Harry Potter Books, Da Vinci Code, Road Less Traveled, The Bible, The Lovely Bones, Rich Dad, poor dad. etc...

Heroes:

My mom and Dad, myself and the average underdog that works hard to pay bills, drives safely and that has a sense of humor.

My Blog

Carnaval 2007 in Rio

Many of you, friends and admirers were sweet enough to remember my B-day around Valentine's, in fact only a day after. Thankfully for me, no better place to celebrate it than on the sands of Ipanema B...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Season's Greeting

Hello to all,If you know me you should know that I wouldn't end the year without sending out a special "Thank You" Note to you all. Specially considering the amount of friends I made throughout the y...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Miss Categorized's Birthday and a little She-story on how she was born

Hello to you kind reader,that out of fascination or plain curiosity decided to read this blog.Here is a little insight about Linda Laptop, part of me and part of the happiest and most fun moments I ha...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

You guys rock! Over 4000 hits in 3 weeks I've been here.

I see so many band invites and so much advertising around and here I am minding my business sharing my art with whomever may want to appreciate and catching a few horny sleepy browsers (in the process...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:32:00 PST

My Space Assitance, please read it might help you or friend

Hello to all! I have a little knowledge of HTML, CSS Cascading style sheets) and more, may you have any questions or trying to make your site look cool and dont know how. Shoot me a note and i will se...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:27:00 PST

How to format your page on myspace.com... Pretty easy! Read on!!!

Hey want to place a picture on the background? or just want to change background colors and do some color change and formatting all throughout? Go to: http://www.grabalayout.com/profile-editor/They a...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

Why are people at the Gym so stuck up???? How about in Traffic??

Dear reader,This is my frist blog, so be nice, i know you were probably expecting something juicy, sexy and cute. But here is what came to mind.I would like to find out why is it that people that work...
Posted by Virtual Muse Linda Laptop on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST