Chuck E profile picture

Chuck E

....never on schedule, but always on time.....

About Me

....Can a man be summed up in a paragraph and a half?  Probably not, but what the hell, why not try....I'm a soon-to-be 30-year old responsible tax paying mortgage holder who is keeping head above water in a steady income job who currently is without steady online access;  I live for hip-hop;  I live for well-written TV shows and movies;  I live for comic books;  I'm a home body, so if you see me out, it's because someone dragged me out to liven up their party, natch;  on a good day, I have no problem arguing politics and social issues with you till your head explodes;  on a bad day, I'll just blog about it and let it go;  I don't get enough sleep or exercise because I'm too busy trying to make you laugh;  I'm loyal to my friends to a fault, which is ok because I always make sure they have the same affliction;  never been married and have no kids, and if you can't understand why that's not a weird thing, then you should probably move on;  I live by my word and unfortunelly I expect nothing but the same from others;  I also forgive very easily and also expect the same in return;  I'm not on Facebook, so please don't ask me to add you;  if you catch me in a freestyle, then most likely I'm quoting someone you've never heard of and never will;  ...this is all of me, and yet not even the start because I could never be limited by 26 letters of an alphabet, OUTTEY 5000... 

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Blue Chinese

My Interests

Working, blogging, drinking with friends, flirting with the opposite sex, listening to Sirius Satellite Radio   and old CDs, watching DVDs, reading magazines, the newspaper, and comic books, trying to find the balance in which all of humantiy can co-exist and live in harmony, pondering the mysteries of life, and cleaning the house...   BLAST FROM THE PAST

I'd like to meet:

Either her    or her      or her      or her    or her   or her    or her ...YES, HER   I'm not picky.....       

Music:

Kanye West Ras Kass Chino XL OutKast   Billy Joel  his daugther, Alexa Ray Joel       Elton John  Mariah Carey     Tha Alkoholiks Jay-Z , Black Sheep Little Brother Nickelback The Game Dre Eminem D-12 Jadakiss Beanie Saigon , KRS One De La Soul UGK Fort Minor(of all you rocker white boys who really just want to rap in your hearts, this guy has come about the closest I've ever heard) Musiq , Sheryl Crow Amy Winehouse Papoose Alicia Keys old school Cypress Hill Mary J Blige Carole King  Dixie Chicks Usher the Beatles John Legend Field Mob Avril Lavigne Twista Too Short E-40 The Clipse Cube Guns N Roses Goodie Mob The Roots The Neptunes anything DJ Premier produces Gangstarr   Fleetwood Mac(with a little Stevie Nicks)    Fat Joe DJ Quik (All together now) 2pac & Biggie Huey Lewis & the News Naughty By Nature Hootie & the Blowfish Nas Mobb Deep Lupe Fiasco Jodeci all Wu-Tang(before Wu-Tang Forever) Alanis Morissette Redman Journey Skillz Tech9 Cristina Aguilera Jon B Faith Crooked I G-G-GEE-U-NET!!! , Gwen O.C. Staind Tim McGraw Common Talib Kweli Mos Obie Snoop Face Odd Squad(where ya'll at?),...I've really recently been getting into DJ Jamad's "Afromentals" mixes; he has a show on Hip-Hop Nation on Siruis satilite radio on Sundays from 10-12 (depending on your coast), and he sells his Afromentals mixtapes at tastefullicks.com try one out, uhhh...lots of shit

Movies:

JFK, Forrest Gump, Ray, Swingers,  ALL the Star Wars movies, Kids, Bend It Like Beckhem, Bully, Soul Food, Signs, The Village, Unbreakable, Varsity Blues, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Crash, the Naked Gun movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Batman Begins, Goodfellas, Throw Momma From The Train, the 25th Hour, Traffic, Sin City, Knocked Up, We Are Marshall,  Minority Report, American Beauty, Rhyme & Reason, 2Pac: Resurrection, Being John Malkovich, 8 Mile, The Spider-Man movies, Green Street Hooligans, Superbad, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Get on The Bus, Blue Chips, Talladega Nights:  The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, From Hell, Seven, The Insider, Road to Perdition, Jason's Lyric, Transformers, Sky Captain & The World of Tommorrow, The Breakfest Club, Austin Power movies, Starsky & Hutch, The Secret of Nihm, War Games, Groundhog Day, Runaway Jury, The Muppet Movie, American Pie & 2(the other ones sucked), Back to the Future & 2 & 3, Out of Sight, Leatherheads, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Am Legend, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, V For Vendetta, Stranger Than Fiction,The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Poetic Justice, The Shriek movies, Lilo & Stich, Baseketball, Election, Good Night & Good Luck, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Sicko, and any other movies Michael Moore decides to do to fuck up everybody, Ocean's 11,12, and 13,Little Miss Sunshine, The Break-Up, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Man on the Moon, The Doors, The Shawshank Redemtion, Born on the 4th of July, Seven, Training Day, Interview with a Vampire, Three Kings, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Waiting for Mr.Guffman, A Mighty Wind, The 40-year Old Virgin, The Goonies, Meance 2 Society, Bolier Room, Money Talks, Jackie Brown, Alien vs. Predator, The Incredibles, Bad Boys 2 (not the 1st; that was horrible), Above the Rim, the Lord of the Rings movies, Serinity, The X-Men movies, Kevin Smith movies, The Itallian Job, Team America, War of the Worlds, The Good Girl, Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire, uhhh...lots of shit

Television:

Lost The Office Reno 911 The Daily Show The Colbert Report The Simpsons American Dad Family Guy How I Met Your Mother Reaper Pushing Dasies Chuck South Park My Name Is Earl Scrubs ER Samantha Who? Entrouge R.I.P. Buffy Angel Gilmore Girls Firefly Veronica Mars Dead Like Me Arrested Development Sex & The City Seinfeld Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Friends Absolutely Fabulous

Books:

Well, I never did get around to reading that Bill Clinton autobiography, and my favorite comic book, Y The Last Man just ended... but I still enjoy Ultimate Spider-Man and Amazing Spider-Man... Captain America the Avengers books the Buffy and Angel comics

Heroes:

No Heroes, BUT I admire Howard Stern , Ras Kass, Joss Wheldon, Peter David, Alan Moore, Kanye West, Bill Maher , John McCain, Todd McFarlane, Ben Dennis (shush,don't tell him), Erik Larsen, Tommy Vercetti, Carl Johnson, Toni Capriani (seeing a pattern?) ,  Michael Moore, Jay-Z, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Bob Malore....Ok, Spider-Man is my hero and if any of you internet nerds got a problem with it, meet me outside of the gym around noon and we can settle it

My Blog

My Apology

Sorry- adjective, -ri -er, -ri -est. 1. feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc. 2. regrettable or deplorable; unfortunate; tragic. 3. sorrowful, grieved, or sad. 4. associated with sorrow; s...
Posted by Chuck E on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:22:00 PST

I Wish....

I wish that it was all easy.  I wish it wasn't all so hard to figure out.  I wish I didn't keep making the same mistakes over and over again.  I wish that every time it looked like thin...
Posted by Chuck E on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:22:00 PST

Its Been A Long Time; I Shouldnt Have Left You....

....As we have finished finally moving my sister out of my house, I must admit a bit of rejoice in this new found freedom I now enjoy. As I type these words on my own computer, in the middle of my ow...
Posted by Chuck E on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:48:00 PST

Is This Real?

And once again..it's Phontigga..Little Brother, check it out, I wanna talk to ya...any of ya'll out there ever been in a relationship and that person be doing you wrong, but you stay with them anyway?...
Posted by Chuck E on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

Yes, I Will Leave You Behind

This guy has been cracking me up for a minute... A quick summery I guess of the situation is that dude was one of Jay-Z's closest homies growing up and was there all the years in the background as he ...
Posted by Chuck E on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

September 11, 2001 (repost)

...Yes, yes, I know that I said I was going to post THAT blog talking about all THAT stuff, but to be honest, I'm still kinda digesting all of it and it's really opening up a lot of personal things wi...
Posted by Chuck E on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

She Only Wants Me Because She Cant Have Me....

.......but then again she never could.... Sometimes...what may be the best thing for you to do...sometimes that's the hardest thing for you to do...and that...that's real, you know?...'cause I know I ...
Posted by Chuck E on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:46:00 PST

The Teh Ghey (Not That Theres Anything Wrong With That) "Tag" Blog

To make a long story short, I've been tagged by MLE to participate in a blog game which involves  me stating either 8 random facts or habits about myself and then tagging 8 (e...
Posted by Chuck E on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST

".....Then where are you going in your life?"

.........this blog is dedicated to " 'Nelly"...................but, as usual, for everyone to read............. Oh, baby, can I change my mind,see, long ago, you left me, yeah.... You think I would ha...
Posted by Chuck E on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...

Disclaimer:  The following deals with an ethical issue that was brought up during the movie Superbad and may give away plot points;  read on if you have seen it or never plan on it for the r...
Posted by Chuck E on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST