Hannibal Lecter
Someone who can distill a nice absinth.
Anyone who speaks Esperanto
A spaceman.
A Wanton Floosey
My good twin
The Wanton Floosey's Good Twin.
Princess from Battle Of The Planets.
Terry Pratchett
Julius Caesar, so I can stop him from burning the Library.
Bridget the Midget.
James Blunt, so I can punch his teeth out.
The Dalai Lama
Fidel Castro
Dave Gilmour (for guitar lessons)
Makandul
Nigel Thornberry
I don't know, just interesting human beings with a (preferably dark) sense of humour. 3 legged transsexual midgets especially welcome. (include photo of feet wearing Funky Jesus Sandals). If you're a clown, bugger off.