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DyingSun

About Me


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Large, ugly, semi-primate, smells a bit like old bridles. Speaks Esperanto and is learning Japanese. Wishes humanity would migrate to space very soon. Is allergic to Clowns. Recently ate crocodile meat sausages and was unimpressed. Sells crap on eBay and local markets. Breeds horses and dogs and is most unsuccessful at both. Loves reptiles, spiders, aquaria and anything that makes girls squeal and say "ew, gross". Will change careers soon, as either counsellor,despot or Deadly Frankenstein Controller. Enjoys dining out, movies, and toppling small, third-world governments. Have four kids (actually they're really shoggoths but don't tell anyone...). Would like to have lots of money, but don't particularly want to do anything to get it. My Panasonic X60 camera phone is the crappiest piece of hardware I've ever owned. I don't like R&B (by which I mean this stupid shite relentlessly churned out nowadays on MTV and stuff, doing all this rappy crappy...crap). I enjoy hitting things with a Big Stick. It's how men solve problems. That's why we're such woosbags when we get a cold, because we can't hit it with a Big Stick. And so the world spends billions of dollars annually on designing bigger and better sticks, and of course Iran has just announced its Big Stick enrichment success, and between all the countries wielding the Biggest Sticks, I think it's high time humanity high-tailed it out of here and went to live in the Sirius System. The worlds gonna run out of oil soon anyway, and then society will come to a grinding halt. (Do you *know* how dependent we are on oil? Just think of everything made of plastic, for a start). Can't be bothered doing my own CSS. MySpace editors will have to do all the work.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hannibal Lecter
Someone who can distill a nice absinth.
Anyone who speaks Esperanto
A spaceman.
A Wanton Floosey
My good twin
The Wanton Floosey's Good Twin.
Princess from Battle Of The Planets.
Terry Pratchett
Julius Caesar, so I can stop him from burning the Library.
Bridget the Midget.
James Blunt, so I can punch his teeth out.
The Dalai Lama
Fidel Castro
Dave Gilmour (for guitar lessons)
Makandul
Nigel Thornberry
I don't know, just interesting human beings with a (preferably dark) sense of humour. 3 legged transsexual midgets especially welcome. (include photo of feet wearing Funky Jesus Sandals). If you're a clown, bugger off.

My Blog

I don’t usually Blog.

Music...music is everything. Everything there is, is a rhythm, and the rhythm is music. Not always easy to hear, but EVERYTHING is music. Music can change people, music can change entire societies. Mu...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:24:00 GMT