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Brooke Ann

this is not a boating accident

About Me

I travel, work with Haemophilus influenzae and staph, and my favorite day of the month is National Geographic Day.

I admire people who can write novels, create/understand bioart (preferably using robots and neurons), and I hero-worship crazy people.

I have seen almost every episode of America's Next Top Model seasons 1-9 twice, I hang out at bars and drink Kombucha tea to get buzzed.

My Interests

reading about scientology, european open container laws, bicycle riding, browsing itunes, the novelty of the drrty/deep south, and the ideals of the north [canada]

I'd like to meet:

people who like to dress up and people who own a lake/beach house, no house boats.

Kurt Vonnegut's 90 cigarette a day habit.

AND, anyone who wants to bike around the city with me!

Music:

the shins, justin timberlake, spoon, cold war kids, interpol, bad religion, neil young, ben folds, the cliks, decemberists, slick rick, andrew bird, wilco, mastodon, lily allen, and NWA/Eazy-e - and I guess Wu-tang circa '93

Movies:

full metal jacket, terminator 1-3, the departed, wet hot american summer

Television:

blue planet and house

Books:

god made the dinosaurs & atlas of creation

Heroes:

L. Ron Hubbard & Robert Sapolsky

My Blog

I stole this from Stacy: College Survey

Here's what you do:Repost this survey with memories of your college days. If your college isn't listed on the survey, change it so it is. Pass it along to see what you remember, and to see what other ...
Posted by Brooke Ann on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST

the new seven wonders of the world

I just voted for the New Seven Wonders of the World (new7wonders.com) - DO IT! I voted for: Angkor, Acropolis, Machu Picchu, Timbuktu, Easter Island, Pyramids of Gisa, and Petra.
Posted by Brooke Ann on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

The first rule of phonons.

The first rule of phonons is to not talk about phonons. Fuck quantizing sound. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonon I just learned about this tonight....
Posted by Brooke Ann on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

Best American Non-Required Reading 2006

    I'm not one for all that literary jargon, but I will say that I was browsing through the Best American Non-Required Reading 2006 (after having more than fond memories of the 2005 ed...
Posted by Brooke Ann on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

kerouac:

Sarah and I (righteously indignant) were very upset today - at nothing in particular. Long story short, we decided if there were no parking spots at the Midtown Art Cinema that we'd kill someone - si...
Posted by Brooke Ann on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:34:00 PST

Preface:


Posted by Brooke Ann on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:10:00 PST

Kyo Miyamoto R.I.P.

Kyo Miyamoto, my baby, died. I will miss him and there will be no beta fish, or any fish, that could take his place. I'll always remember when we danced to Gackt together, and you stopped being upset...
Posted by Brooke Ann on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:45:00 PST

2k5 European Assault

I was fortunate enough to meat Jay Slack and Dreamboat (Justin - and the Bob) along with Philly and Ian in Europe - but aside from all the great people I met, Europe was fucking amazing. I should have...
Posted by Brooke Ann on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:49:00 PST

BRALANNA EXTRAVAGANZA 2005

SATURDAY MAY 21ST AT THE CASTLE bring your party pants
Posted by Brooke Ann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ceasers:

A Ceaser is a drink with Clamato juice, vodka, and tabasco sauce. Only 80 year old men and myself drink them - and they were created first in Calgary, Alberta. I will be there - legally drinking C...
Posted by Brooke Ann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST