Summer 2005 I met a black man who told me that he was a great thief, con artist, cheater, drinker and all around nigger that there ever was. I laughed and spoke with him for a while. The guy was really funny, he had a catch phrase for everything, an acronym for anything, and the man could shit talk, the seat off a public toilet. He was dangerous but yet charming, and you could see he was always thinking in the background.
It was this mystery that intrigued me with this guy. He offered to show me a world that no white man had really ever seen. The man had a street name and an unbelievable war chest of stories. He introduced himself as Jiggaboo Jones, The Number One Nigger In America. After I stopped laughing I could see that he was serious and he wanted the rest of the world to know of his abilities and accomplishments. He carried a gun and a coat hanger everywhere he went. The gun he carried was because he was a master at creating enemies. The coat hanger was for his favorite hobby, stealing cars. It seemed that he could take any car with a coat hanger in less than 52 seconds. I knew that people would never believe the few things I had seen him do.
Jiggaboo Jones loved to show off and he grew to trust me. He had went so many years with wanting to tell people what he had accomplished, to show off, but in his line of business you just couldnt do without immediately getting shot or arrested. A Con man and career criminal doesnt usually keep a resume or a biographical text for review. I have learned a Con Mans greatest joy is to talk about the scams they have gotten away with or even busted from.We spent several nights over alcohol and strange places as I got to know a bit more about him. The man had a tool to commit any kind of crime you could imagine. I told him that his story would make an awesome movie, he agreed. Jiggaboo knew that people wouldnt believe a movie about his life unless they were able to see him doing some of the things he claimed to be able to do.We had to get him on film doing something unbelievable, but not too illegal. We had to get phenomenal footage that people wouldnt forget. I shot video of him dealing crooked cards; dealing off the bottom, selecting cards to toss, swapping, it was fast and you didnt often see it happening even when he slowed it down. The man could even throw a card hard enough to draw blood if it hit you.He introduced me to very powerful leaders of street gangs, Con Artists, Pimps, I was overwhelmed. It seemed if someone got shot, shot someone, dealt drugs or mugged someone, he knew them or knew of them.So we proposed this deal..
My buddies and I would follow Jiggaboo around with a camera. We would film him showing off his abilities. There were to be no felony crimes committed, no body getting shot, just cool stuff in the sprit of Comedy. We were to remain anonymous, we would buy his booze and he would show us his world. When it was over we would release the videos on the Internet for Dollar downloads, it was all so simple.Jiggaboo convinced us to watch him on a car theft, one of my buddies refused to get in the car as Jiggaboo Drove off squealing tires. Jiggaboo was stealing cars so fast you couldnt be sure what he was driving up in each day.It was a Wednesday when Jiggaboo took us in his back yard and made a handheld device he called a Dollar Ninety Eight A plastic soda bottle filled with cement on a metal pipe. When the concrete dried he smashed metal, bashed cement blocks, it looked like a harmless soda bottle, but it was a deadly weapon.That night he showed off a string of ATMs where he used to Jack People he said he would take the camera man on a dry run to show how it was done. In less than 10 minutes Jiggaboo kicked into Jack Mode. Jiggaboo ran down a well lit corridor in with the Dollar Ninety Eight in hand and with fluid-like motion struck some unsuspecting guy several times, snatched the money, talked shit and fled the scene at top speed. The victim was over six feet tall with a muscular build and was lying on the ground twitching hit with what seemed to be a soda bottle. Of course we know different. His date stood there in shock and couldnt seem to believe it was happening. The speed in which Jiggaboo smashed that guy and snatched his money was blinding. Only with the use of slow motion do you see the severity and accuracy of his strikes on the ATM user.Together my friends and I shot film/video and dodged the Police and Federal Authorities. We will shoot many more Jiggaboo Jones films. We are to be known as The Dooty Brothers! Today we are ready to proudly introduce
Jiggaboo Jones The Number One Nigger In America!
