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Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Ant Bird
Your Superpower is Symbiosis
Your Weakness is Men
Your Weapon is Your Turbo Bazooka
Your Mode of Transportation is Skateboard What's your Superhero Name? greetings and salutations, im from the planet earth, and i live in the middle of nowhere... so its nice to see a face =] well my name is kyle and if you would like to know anything else just ask i found these MALE RULES and thought they were funny so i am puttin them on here, i didnt come up with them but here they are: women always talk about their rules, here are some man rules (all are labeled 1 for a reason)1.learn to work the toilet seat. you are a big girl. if it's up, put it down. we need it up, you need it down. you dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1.sunday sports. its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. let it be.shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.1.CRYING is blackmail.1.ask for what you want. let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! Just Say It!1.come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, thats what we do. sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1.a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor1.anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an arguement. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.1.if you wont dress like the victoria's secret girls, dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.1.if you think you're fat, you probably are. dont ask us.1.if something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one offends you. we meant the other one.1.you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. not both. if you already know best how to do it then just do it yourself1.please say whatever you have to say during the commercials1.all men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. peach, for example, is a fruit not a color!! and we have no idea what mauve is!1.if it itches, we scratch it. its what we do1.if we ask whats wrong and you say "nothing", we are gonna act like nothing is wrong. we know you are lying, but its just not worth the hassle1.if you ask a question and dont want an answer, expect an answer you dont want to hear1.when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine!1.dont ask us what we are thinking unless you want to be on the topic of sports, guns, or sex1.you have enough clothes1.you have too many shoes1.i am in shape, round is a shape.1.thank you for reading this. YES, i know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men dont really mind that? its like campingyeah those are MALE RULES