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Fast Eddie Jr.

I have a dick made of three machine guns.

About Me

Most of the time, I'd like to think I rock.
.. You scored as Odin. You are Odin. You are the leader of the Norse Gods. You are the wisest and always fight evil. You sacrificed your eye for knowledge, as well as hanging for 9 days with a spear in your side. You are the God of Philosophy and Poetry. You will lead the Gods into Ragnorak (the end of the world)

Odin


73%

Thor


73%

Tyr


65%

Loki


63%

Freyja


55%

Baldr


50%
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My Interests

Art and the art of keeping calm under pressure. Curious people. People who say 'spectacles'. People who wear 'spectacles'. Small people. Moderatly sized people. Big people. My ancestry. My future. Cars before 1973. Rockabilly cats (who are not jerks). Myself and my idiosyncrisies. The time 12:34:56. Rockets. Pulps. Comix. Kissing. Bananna milkshakes. Frankenstein. Make up. Wishing I had claws. Sex dreams about Green Lantern and Catwoman. Banjos. test

I'd like to meet:

Friendly folk.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

In no particular order: Old Crow Medecine Show, Ulver, Weezer, the Cramps, Reverend Horton Heat, Gutter Demons, Smells Like Boglins, Fast Eddie and the Shotgun Wedding, Shirtless Weenie Guys, Crankenstein, Samhain, Misfits, Withered Beauty, Borknagar, Dimmu, Dark Throne, Burzum (Oh Count Grishnack, you always make me laugh), Social Distortion, The Go Go's, Tiger Army,The Brains, Le Tigre, L7, the Donna's, Three Inches of Blood, Cash Money Millionaires, Dead Prez, Mos Def, Hank Williams Sr and the III, AFI, Coltrane, Wagner, Journey, Asia, GOBLIN COCK!, The Cure, Kiss, Dead Boys, GG Allin... I'll just end up listing every CD I own if I continue.

Movies:

In no particular order.... Conan, Citizen Cane, Evil Dead Trilogy, Wild Zero, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Battle Royale, Cruel Intentions, Satyricon, Crimson, Alex:the Vampire Slayer, Sixteen Candles, Can't Hardly Wait, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, Mystery Science Theatre 3000:The Movie, Gypsy 83, The Mummy, Night of the Living Dead, Robot Monster, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Wes Anderson movies, Shaolin Soccer, Eternal Sunshine... I'm pretty easy to please ..

Television:

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Books:

I read. All the time.CHINA MIEVILLE. Read him NOW!Don Quixote. Chuck Pahlaniuk. William Gibson. The Futurological Congress. Francesca Lia Block. Garth Ennis. Ellis. Alan Moore. Life of Pi. Jaws. Story of O. House of the Scorpion. Hitchhiker's Guide. The list goes on.

Heroes:

Anyone who makes it in the comic industry. My grand father. My folks. My sister.

My Blog

The point is not to talk about today

I just don't know what to say. I've been on the verge of typing something for the better part of five minutes and I'm still drawing a blank, so I'm gonna talk about everything that's been going on un...
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

Sa da teh!

I have not slept in twenty four hours and 26 minutes! More to follow! Exclamation point! I just saw Jesus' eyes!
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST

Postscript to Last Blog

So bad it hurts!
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST

Walking on broken glass

I really wanna be Bruce Willis right now.
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:37:00 PST

When There's No More Room In Hell...

Zombies, Zombies, Zombies..quiz Body: Read then Repost your own answers... 1. If zombies took your town over where would you go for safety? First: Secure current abode, ie: Bar doors and wind...
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:21:00 PST

ALL HAIL GOBLIN COCK!

Imagine this; Mist rolls across the grounds of a decrepid cemetary. Black barked trees, bent and withered, grasp at the sky like a demented madman lusting for revenge. the tombstones are toppled over...
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 04:44:00 PST

Tom. You're dead to me.

I finally did it. I deleted Tom. We had some good times, and I can't say I won't miss him every now and then, but it just got to point where the relationship was bad for the both of us. Maybe we cou...
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 09:54:00 PST

Silence is Golden

I wanna write a new blog. But I have nothing to say.
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:36:00 PST

Asides

My ceiling leaks. Rumour has it, they are coming to tear down my roomate's (and bathroom) wall.  Now that's going to get complicated. I'm thinking some lovely Chinese screen with a rainy day mot...
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things Concerning Me

So it occurs to me that I haven't written a blog in ages. I'm not going to bore you with the current events in my life, as it has been on quite an even keel, with a few pleasent surprises that have...
Posted by Fast Eddie Jr. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST