"LP" as in Lynn Phillips

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer.

About Me

I have been married to Yvette Valle for almost 11 years. We have 2 girls, Kaitlynn who is 10 and going to be in 5th grade and Leslie who is 6 and going to be in 1st grade. They are the greatest! We moved to The Woodlands in February. North Siiiiide!!! We love it up here but will always have a place in our heart for the LPT. . . . . . . . . .Layout made by

My Interests

Yea, I have interests!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

God. I have so many questions. Salma Hayek. No explination needed. Eminem. Why is that guy so angry. Bill Gates. You're rich bitch! Roger Clemens. Dude, do you really think you're fooling anyone?

Music:

Uhhh...yea!!!!!!

Movies:

I watch them all the time.

Television:

What's your question???????????

Books:

I think I saw someone reading one once!!!!!

Heroes:

My hero is my wife Yvette. She is the best wife I could have ever asked for. She takes care of me. Without her I do not know where I would be right now. Maybe I would be in jail or dead or worse. I thank her for saving my life. She is the greatest mother to our two children. They love her sooo much and she will do anything for them. There is no one who comes even close to her when considering a hero. Thank you!!!! I love you!!!!
Name: Lynn
Birthdate: 11-4-76
Birthplace: H-Town
Current Location: K-T
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: what hair?
Height: 5'8"
Weight: ???
Piercings: once
Tatoos: some
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: married
Overused Phraze: I can't quit calling people Dude!!!
FAVORITES
Food: I've been known to enjoy food!
Candy: sometimes!
Number: 4
Color: green
Animal: cujo
Drink: yes!!!
Alcohol Drink: yes!!!
Bagel: bites
Letter: L of course
Body Part on Opposite sex: I like em all
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Jack in the Box
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Irish cream Frap
Kiss or Hug: thank you
Dog or Cat: Dog......I hate cats
Rap or Punk: Both
Summer or Winter:
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: I love money!
YOUR...
Bedtime: none of your damn business
Most Missed Memory: hmmm....oh yea
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: "Man I gotta take a leak"
Goal for this year: Spend more time with my girls
Best Friends: Dustin & Yvette
Weakness: my girls
Fears: I hate spiders
Longest relationship: Mom and Dad going on 29 years
Ever Drank: I think I did once
Ever Smoked: See last answer
Pot: I have some of these in a cabinet with some pans and stuff.
Ever been Drunk: I would never do such a thing.
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: what kind of question is this
Ever Shoplifted: what kind of example would that set for my kids.
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Uhhh...I think so
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I
Favorite Hair Color: M
Short or Long: M
Height: A
Style: R
Looks or Personality: R
Hot or Cute I
Drugs and Alcohol: E
Muscular or Really Skinny: D
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: plenty
What country do you want to Visit: Florida
How do you want to Die: fast and in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Hell no, I don't like the people there
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are ok
Get along with your Parents: sho nuff
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: I don't know
Believe in Yourself: fo sho
Want to go to College: did
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: of course
Been in Love: I'm married
Do you Sing: In my truck on the way to work.
Want to get Married: Didn't I already say that I was
Do you want Children: I already have the two most beautiful girls to ever grace the face of the earth
Have your future kids names planned out: Bocefus and Bokchoy
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 42......hey how do I have kids already!!
Hate anyone: Oh hell yea!!!
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