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found this music layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotCommentsI am currently accepting applications for the position of Love of my life. Looking for energetic, self motivated individuals. Experience in pain, and disappointments, are a must. Be a team player, with goals to rise in the relationship. Please be sure to list all previous relationships, baby fathers, or special friends, a background check will be done.The position in question has only been occupied by two other individuals. Others were temporary employees, with limited benefits. The last temporary employee, was on the fast track to being hired for the position permanently. She started coming to work late, not calling on her sick days, etc. I thought it was best to allow individuals to explore other corporations.((men) Unfortunately, it is not my policy to re-hire, and she has not been to work in months. Therefore i am left with a open position. As a employer, I felt I was patient, and went well beyond what was neccesary to help this individual keep her job. I guess some women Love getting unemployment checks from different men, with no benefits.This positon needs individuals, who are serious, and willing to put in the time, and effort for promotion. By showing you are serious about the position, you will find yourself with many promotions, and raises. Ultimately becoming C.E.O. of my heart. The relationship comes with a excellent benefits package, as well as paid vacations. I pride myself on being one of the leading relationships in Loves industry. Short term applicants need not apply.In your own words please explain why you feel you are most qualified for this position. Feel free to use comments area below. If there is not enough room, you may re-enter, and leave additional comments.The position will be open until filled, and I am a equal oppertuinity Lover. I do not hire based on race, or religious beliefs. Thankyou for considering this position, and I hope to hear from you soon.Some say this poem is clever, the sad part is, ITS TRUEsome one told me i needed to step my game up what do you thinkThe Love of a real woman can never be replaced.Yes I said it!From the movement of her hips, to the brightness of her smile.The twinkle of her eyes, the magic of her aroma, the package!I've been rocked to sleep in the wetness of purity.The softness of her skin, down to the beauty of her nails.What do you know about sucking the toes of a queen?What do you know about tamming the urge to rubb warm coconut oil on her skin, when every fiber of your being want to enter the space of life?I must testify.When some men where studing the art of so-called macking, I was studying the pleasure points of a real womans' soul.I know about back scraping, ear sucking, nipple licking, sweet scents of pleasure.I must admit, duplicates are nice, but the original can not be surpassed!I have wild the hearts of shy ones, lick the tears of sad ones, walked the mile with slow ones, and ran the race with fast ones. (read that again, that was deep.)Haha. I have truly worked on my craft.From backseats, to silk sheets. I testify.Oh taste and see that a woman is good!There is difference between women, and the love of a real woman!I rest my case.Pissy Suprise

Add to My Profile | More VideosWHERE DO I START? THERE IS A LOT TO KNOW ABOUT ME. FIRST MY REAL NAME IS MYKE B BUT MOST PEOPLE KNOW ME AS PALMDALE IT WAS A NAME I WAS GIVEN IN THE BIKE WORLD AND IT JUST KIND OF STUCK. I AM A PROUD PARENT OF 3 TEEN AGE GIRLS AND THE FATHER OF A 3YEAR OLD BOY..I AM HALF OWNER OF EC CHATER SO FOR ANY ONE THAT NEED CHARTER SERVICE HIT ME UP ..IM THE OWNER OF MYKE B GOKARTS THAT WILL SOON BE OPEN IN THE CITY OF PALMDALE. I RIDE WITH THE BEST BIKE CLUB IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES AND I LIVE IN PALMDALE CA. I AM VERY COCKY. ANY HOW IF THERE IS ANY THING ELSE YOU NEED ARE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME JUST ASK. PEOPLE SAY I AM A HARD PERSON TO DEAL WITH BUT I DON'T THINK SO. I AM A VERY SWEET PERSON WHEN I WANT TO BE. THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE MYSPACE WORLD WHO THINK I AM AN ASSHOLE BUT IM NOT IM JUST ME MYKE B THE COCKY ONE!!!! LOVE ME ARE HATE ME IM STILL GOING TO COME OUT ON TOP..... I AM ON MYSPACE TO MEET NEW FRIENDS AND KEEP UP WITH THE OLD ONES

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I WAS POSE WITH  THIS QUESTION AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY MYSPACER THINK BE HONEST MY ANSWER WAS YOUR FU@KING CRAZY AN EX IS JUST THAT SHE IS THE EX FOR A REASON     ...
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Love Current mood: amused Category: Art and Photography As humans we seek nutrition fron one another. Emotional gratification, and spiritual ties, we call Love. In the puriest form we do not practi...
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Now Accepting Applications For Love Current mood: creative Category: Life I am currently accepting applications for the position of Love of my life. Looking for energetic, self motivated indiv...
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Excuse me Love, may I take a moment of your time, to speak my mind.I saw your role, and study your movements from afar, being careful in my advance.I thought of a line, but in my mind, I decided it wa...
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The movement of her hips, struck home, within. Her wayfulness gave way to my manly hopefulness. Passion was the meal of the day, as we drank from the cup of lust. She moved me, which is not easy, bein...
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