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Mr. Rossy

I've been phished...I feel dirty!

About Me

Alright me ol' muckers! How's it diddlin'? The name's Ross. I like to think of myself as a fairly down-to-earth, easy-to-please and eager-to-please kinda fella. Make of that what you will.Currently in Manchester, just finishing my English Language degree. It's been a total and utter bore but a 2:1 seems on the cards - I can live with that! Perhaps when I've finished I will become either a fortune teller and/or a dog walker. I'm not *quite* sure which one yet. Maybe I'll even open up my own delicatessen specialising in vegetarian delicacies. Mmmm. Tasty.Home is classed as Brighouse, which is a slightly (i.e. very) backwards (i.e. not-even-on-the-scale) town in the middle of Halifax, Huddersfield and Bradford. It's not pretty, it's got no worth whatsoever but it's home so I'll give it that.Editing your MySpace profile is a valuable use of dissertation time: FACT.

My Interests

Tennis, my loved one, cups of tea, chocolate hob nobs, bagels, sushi, keeping things tidy, mumbling, not giving presentations, games, sleeping in the library, music videos, Huddersfield Town Football Club, UNO, going to the cinema on my own, getting drunk, trying to manage my hair, squash, modern history, eating out, eating in, food, cake, food, cake, food, cake, dust.

I'd like to meet:

No Percy filths! I'm in a LTR thank you very much so for the small minority of you that may want to wave your todger (or otherwise) in my face, then please don't.I don't like pretentious queens who have ideas above their station and mince about the place like they own it. 'place' = world. So don't you come anywhere near either.Failing that, I am quite an amiable fellow and am nice to pretty much anyone even if I don't like them. This does not make me two-faced, honest. So...erm. Yeah.I LOVE EVERYONE. Especially my mummy and daddy :) But I'm not going to see them on here, I feel.What the fuck am I on about?Huzzah to humanity and all that jazz/shit too.

Music:

I think I've decided on my top 5 songs. It would go something like this (in no particular order):1) Whitney - I Wanna Dance With Somebody 2) Aaliyah - Try Again 3) Jackson 5 - Blame It On The Boogie 4) Alicia Keys - You Don't Know My Name 5) Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Take Me HomeThere's plenty more where that came from in terms of likes and whatnot. Hmmmm. I can never think up much when it comes to listing my favourite albums, although 'Free All Angels' by Ash is a particular favourite. You will also find I like a lot of other music - say, Britney, Hard-Fi, Annie, Arctic Monkeys, Beyonce, Missy Elliott, Girls Aloud, McFly, Ciara, Garbage, Amy Winehouse, vintage Michael Jackson, some good ol' Motown classics, and a lot of Timbaland-produced stuff (although his output over the past 5 years or so has been patchy, but can still shit upon the Neptunes from a very great height).

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Amelie (one big orgasmic smile), Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, Spirited Away, The Sound of Music, Mary Poppins, Mean Girls, Clueless, Dreamgirls.By the way, I'm gay.Oh but I'm a Bond fan too. ManPower! Grrr.

Television:

Will & Grace, X Files, Sex & the City, Friends, Kath & Kim, Dawson's Creek, Buffy, Angel, 24, Desperate Housewives.Oh and Big Brother.

Books:

I have a penchant for reading modern history books. Lovely.

Heroes:

Rich people who don't have to work.

My Blog

POST NEW BLOG

Hello. I have a gripe with society. Namely sandals. Flip-flops, if that's what you prefer.  Plus shorts. Here's the deal. The sun sets one hour later and suddenly some retards are trotting around...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

i have a dream

time for more dream analysis, make of this what you will...so right, last night I had dreams aplenty. ONE i had included that lad who's in the stormbreaker film (i'll pretend I don't know his name so ...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

deja vu

another weekend at home, another friday night spent watching sex and the city and whoring around myspace and facebook like my life depends on it......in a way, it really does.fearne cotton is a whore....
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:40:00 PST

thought of the day

A song for you...I'm a bastardI'm a bastardI'm a bastard, yes I amI would rather be a bastard than a Bradford City fan. That is all.
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

blogoo

Friday nights are fun.Exchanging facebook messages with work colleagues, having your mum whore my laptop to look at property for no reason at all and then ask me why Jake Gyllenhaal is on my wallpaper...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

I wear, therefore I am

synthetic fibres are my friends...nothing gets me through my thursday evenings at work like knowing that my uniform consists of the following:shiny high quality polyester pants and an acrylic jumper.i...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

snooze

i had a dream last night. it went something like this.in my dream i was dreaming. and when i got woken up in my dream i was licking a skirting board. Does this mean I do not have faith in conventional...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST

share my pain bitches

why oh why did I buy footie man 07 for my 360 today on my way back home for the weekend when I'm not gonna be able to play it until i get back to manc on sunday night. I am such a cock tease :(
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

boo

I'm home alone listening to Dr Hook and Donna Summer while finding out the origin of words like 'retardant'. This is what they call fulfillment in life. I think.           Is...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

old

I make that 21 years, 1 week and 4 days old. That's some crazy years. Friday = a much more boring day than people would have you believe. Although I am going to see my dear friend Sophie thai box the...
Posted by Mr. Rossy on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST