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About Me

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[the space between a blink and a tear]
if there was [such a thing as an unbreakable love]
i'd be sure to have a [fear of failure].
[i asked a god for poison] only to realize my heart bloomed [flowering forth foul nectar]
[who are you to decide] who should [steal acceptance] and [lend denial]?
[i had a dream to save the world] once,
i was [just losing time]
reenacting a persons [broken character]
[you can almost taste] the [beautiful daydream] of life
[make believers] falling [in love with solitary confinement]
animosity, [taught to fear what] is unknown
[ignorance is bliss] thus [the less i know, the less i love]
[it takes my pain away] knowing [i've never touched cloud nine]
now i have something to strive for.
[Or maybe that's just what they tell me]
[if only you could see] what i see
[the stranger next to me], hanging a defeated head
wishing only [to run around, fly kites, wrestle, jump and play]
[where will you hide] when [superheros do exist]?
[i know this'll be a challenge] but bare with me.
[you'll dig my grave] but i know [tomorrow is another day]
so by all means, [show me how it ends]
Elisa Facts:
(yes, some are stolen)
DEAL WITH THAT CHUCK!
1. Elisa once headbutted a tree... that tree, honored by the fact that it was selected for headbuttation, is now known as the Redwood Forest.
2. Elisa's penis doesn't shoot out sperm, it shoots out tiny ninjas ready to kill.
3.Hellen Keller's favorite color is Elisa.
4.Elisa can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
5.Elisa invented the internet just so she had a place to store her porn. sooooooo true
6. If you work in an office with Elisa, don't ask her for her three-hole-punch.

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Music:

30 Seconds to Mars
36 Crazyfists
AFI
Alkaline Trio
Atmosphere
Billy Idol
Brother Ali
Catch 22
Classified
Cold
Das EFX
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Distillers (Brody = Yum)
Evergreen Terrace
Foreigner
From First to Last
Greeley Estates
Hot Hot Heat
Ignite
Interpol
Jimmy Eat World
KottonMouth Kings
Lollipop Lust Kill
Lucky Boys Confusion
Mad Caddies
Mars Volta
Metric (THE BAND!!!)
Mudvayne
Muse
Orgy
Panic! At the Disco
Queens of the Stone Age
Rob Zombie
Sandpeople
Slipknot
Stone Sour
Swollen Members
Taking Back Sunday
Tech N9ne
The Stills
Thrice
Tom Petty
UnderOATH
The Used

Movies:

Adaptation
Batman Begins
Broiler Room
Death to Smoochy
Derailed
Fight Club
Green Street Hooligans
I (HEART) Huckabees
King Kong
Le Pacte De Loups
Memento
Minority Report
Red Dragon
Running Scared
Sin City
Snatch
The Island
The Prestige
Training Day
Vanilla Sky
X Men 2
X Men 3

Television:

Americas Next Top Model
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Kidnapped
Nip/Tuck
Project Runway
The Pretender
The Shield

Books:

A Seperate Peace
Catcher in the Rye
Lord of the Flies
The Giver
The Power of One

Heroes:

Flash Gordon

Venom

My Blog

yay?

well, this week hasnt gone exactly as i hoped it would....i.e. almost getting fired........lol.its cool. i would have kind of appreciated it, but slightly not in the next instance.im drinking hot coco...
Posted by License to Chill on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

VAGination

maybe im living in an I Am Legend-esque mind here, but in all honesty i am deathly afraid to get ANY vaccinations.any.i dont even get flu shots.there is a vaccination for anthrax.who the hell invented...
Posted by License to Chill on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST

fuck me, im all out of enemies

welp.i didnt think it could happenbut it didand its dumbreally dumb.for those of you who know "the story"tim is bringing the handgun back!lolfor those of you who dont know the story...YIKES!ask me, an...
Posted by License to Chill on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST

my life thus far

life is never what you could possibly imagine eh?my life sucks.i bought a new shiny silver car!formymouthandnowimindebtfourthousanddollars.what else is new?my nachos tasted bad.really bad.not enough c...
Posted by License to Chill on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:34:00 PST

hilarious update

there is no polite way of saying this... but a woman we work with...LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL.not like Hey Arnold football head.but like.discusting dead skin thats been roughed up and thrown around and in...
Posted by License to Chill on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:04:00 PST

i am having a problem

this blog is going to be serious. and be backed up by actual data.tabloids are fucking bullshit.Suri, the baby that tom cruise and katie holmes have, is probably the biggest thing since sliced peppero...
Posted by License to Chill on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:44:00 PST

monster

there is a flash advertisment on my account saying i could win a free case of monster energy drink.monster energy drink!? tell me more!a whole case of it?!give me cancer!hurray!gaybots.i just spilled ...
Posted by License to Chill on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:13:00 PST

blasphemy

well... this is a blog about Jesus. because i am in the christmas spirit...me: why is sunday God's day?tim: because God made the world in 7 days...me: who said he didnt start on a wednesday?(well!?)ca...
Posted by License to Chill on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:08:00 PST

yessssssssssir

im depressed. blah. i just feel like shit.last weekend i spent sitting in this god forsaken chair trying to get rid of spyware which had infected my computer and pretty much fucked me in my ass for a ...
Posted by License to Chill on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST

pregnancy!

making jerky is like having a baby!ive woken up at 130am, 600am, and 9 am. checking on this shit.BOY HOWDY is it ever delicious. but, damnit. i want to sleep.im proud in helping to accomplish ma...
Posted by License to Chill on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST